scruthers

when you swear on your penis’ life

‘ayo burney a rhombus scruthers still’
or
person 1: ‘my penis is massive’
person 2: ‘aight say scruthers’

by still/styll June 09, 2023

shab grub

The food one has on Shabbat.

“Hey mum, what’s for supper tonight?”
“We have some leftover shab grub if you want”
“aight snoom that’s cold”

by still/styll March 04, 2025