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Spreadston Day

A holiday celebrated on the 13/11 every year, it is a day where it is actually a custom to spread others’ secrets and one’s friends are forbidden to be angry with them for the action.
Date: 12/11

Yitz: “Hey Spreadston, don’t tell anyone but i kissed Aryeh.”

Spreadston; “OK, I won’t tell anyone.”

Date: 13/11

Spreadston: “Hey Pully, guess what? Yitz and Aryeh kissed!”
(Yitz overhears)
Yitz: “Oy Spreadston, I told you not to spread.”
Spreadston: “You can’t be mad at me, it’s Spreadston Day!”
Yitz: “Oh wow! You’re right! Well anyway, happy Spreadston Day!”
by still/styll November 11, 2025
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shab grub

“Hey mum, what’s for supper tonight?”
“We have some leftover shab grub if you want
“aight snoom that’s cold”
by still/styll March 4, 2025
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scruthers

‘ayo burney a rhombus scruthers still’
or
person 1: ‘my penis is massive’
person 2: ‘aight say scruthers’
by still/styll June 9, 2023
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