Definitions by still/styll
Spreadston Day
A holiday celebrated on the 13/11 every year, it is a day where it is actually a custom to spread others’ secrets and one’s friends are forbidden to be angry with them for the action.
Date: 12/11
Yitz: “Hey Spreadston, don’t tell anyone but i kissed Aryeh.”
Spreadston; “OK, I won’t tell anyone.”
Date: 13/11
Spreadston: “Hey Pully, guess what? Yitz and Aryeh kissed!”
(Yitz overhears)
Yitz: “Oy Spreadston, I told you not to spread.”
Spreadston: “You can’t be mad at me, it’s Spreadston Day!”
Yitz: “Oh wow! You’re right! Well anyway, happy Spreadston Day!”
Yitz: “Hey Spreadston, don’t tell anyone but i kissed Aryeh.”
Spreadston; “OK, I won’t tell anyone.”
Date: 13/11
Spreadston: “Hey Pully, guess what? Yitz and Aryeh kissed!”
(Yitz overhears)
Yitz: “Oy Spreadston, I told you not to spread.”
Spreadston: “You can’t be mad at me, it’s Spreadston Day!”
Yitz: “Oh wow! You’re right! Well anyway, happy Spreadston Day!”
Spreadston Day by still/styll November 11, 2025
shab grub
“Hey mum, what’s for supper tonight?”
“We have some leftover shab grub if you want”
“aight snoom that’s cold”
“We have some leftover shab grub if you want”
“aight snoom that’s cold”
shab grub by still/styll March 4, 2025
scruthers
‘ayo burney a rhombus scruthers still’
or
person 1: ‘my penis is massive’
person 2: ‘aight say scruthers’
or
person 1: ‘my penis is massive’
person 2: ‘aight say scruthers’
scruthers by still/styll June 9, 2023