steven's definitions

smooze

To manipulate, through clever conversation or flattery, your way into ones good graces.
Generally related to chasing women or scamming money.

Damn, that guy could smooze a nun outta' her panties.

by steven September 9, 2003

ralphitus

One who suffers from the need to work with flamingly homosexual people hoping to get a piece of the action.

Ralph chose to work at he.net because suffered from ralphitus.

by Steven September 12, 2003

Moinkey

he abnormal counter-part of a monkey, this new breed of monkey has 3 penisis and reproduces A-sexualy

The rare and retarded moinkey has no balance and just fell into a pile of poop.

by Steven December 27, 2004

gamma ray

A german band formed by former Helloween Vocalist/Guitarist "Kai Hansen". A Power Metal band whose lyrics are based on anything from Space , Heavy Metal and The Illuminati

Gamma Ray are better than new helloween

by Steven December 3, 2004

Marianela

A hot latina from Argentia who has a great body and a tremodous ass and who hosts The Daily Download on the FUSE Network Monday-Friday at 6 p.m. live from New York City.

1. Damn. Marianela has a great ass. I'd love to tap that ass.
2. Who cares about the music? The only reason I watch Daily Download is to see Marianela and her sweet ass.
3. Damn is Marianela hot!

by Steven August 6, 2004

gimptard.com

A funny site that you should be reading instead of this one.

gimptard.com is a website you should visit

by steven October 6, 2003

Frozen Snicker

After freezing ones poopies, you take the frozen log and insert it into ones anal. After it thawes you spread on penis and use as lubrication.

Would you insert my frozen snicker in me.

by Steven October 6, 2004