steven's definitions

crap boat captain

someone with a extreme amount of genital crabs...mostly from being slutty and having many other diseases.

That girl has to be a crab boat captain with the people she's fucked.

by Steven May 13, 2005

willy-warmer

A nicely knitted coat made to keep your willy nice and toasty when it starts to get cold outside.

It's coming up to winter - better get the willy-warmer out.

by Steven November 16, 2003

shutup

shut the fuck up

shut up

by STEVEN June 19, 2003

Mosh Pit

A place in a metal concert where people push/run into each other in a large circle.

Not to be confused with the "Windmill Freaks/Kung-Fu Wannabes" Who intentionally throw their arms around with the intention of giving someone a black eye.

Slayer Pits are the most brutal, because the shit that Hatebreed fans do are just wannabe riot acts.

by Steven December 23, 2003

Fucking Rights

1. An exclamation of delight

2. Being in agreement with someone else's happy news

(Have heard it used in Canada, not sure about elsewhere)

1. "Ooooh I just won 500 bucks in the lottery...fucking rights!"

2. "hey, I just won the lottery."
--"oh Fuking RIghts man..."

by Steven April 13, 2005

scunge

greeny brown looking substance. Found on school walls and Marcs teeth.

Marc has full the scungiest teeth ever and he likes to root Tim.

by Steven July 8, 2004

Specifivaly

When used in a sentence, the one using it is a dumbass.

What if he asked specifivaly.

by Steven February 12, 2005