craptoberfest

The celebration of the month of craptober
I can't wait to have some crap beer and crap pretzels at this year's craptoberfest
by steve austin July 23, 2004
mugGet the craptoberfestmug.

crapeteria

Hey, wanna go get some rancid lunch in the crapeteria
by steve austin July 20, 2004
mugGet the crapeteriamug.

crapology

the study of feces to predict the future
Crapology is an ancient and venerated practice going back to the dawn of mankind
by steve austin July 21, 2004
mugGet the crapologymug.

craptacular

Hey Diana, wanna go down and see the big Christmas craptacular?
by steve austin July 23, 2004
mugGet the craptacularmug.

crapcracker

When you go into the bathroom and it looks like someone had a piece of dynamite shoved up their ass and it exploded all over the work toilet, staining it forever.
Damn, somebody lit off a mega crapcracker in here
by steve austin July 22, 2004
mugGet the crapcrackermug.

log out

To expel fecal material, resembling the shape of a log.
"Before we leave, I'm going to hit the can and log out."
by Steve Austin April 25, 2003
mugGet the log outmug.

craptum craptorium

Quick Robin, we must get to the craptum craptorium, before it is too late.
by steve austin August 18, 2004
mugGet the craptum craptoriummug.