16 definitions by steve austin

crapitextrous

The ability to crap anywhere, anytime in any conditions

Did you see Dave crap on MT Everest that dude is way crapitextrous

by steve austin July 22, 2004

Quick Robin, we must get to the craptum craptorium, before it is too late.

by steve austin August 18, 2004

Crapology is an ancient and venerated practice going back to the dawn of mankind

by steve austin July 21, 2004

The celebration of the month of craptober

I can't wait to have some crap beer and crap pretzels at this year's craptoberfest

by steve austin July 23, 2004

by steve austin September 19, 2005

When you're single and nauseated by all the supposedly "happy" couples making goo goo eyes and calling each other shmoopy around you.

Great another fucking Crapintines Day alone

by steve austin September 19, 2005

Female frontal pubic hair area trimmed into the shape of a rectangle.

by steve austin April 25, 2003