steve austin's definitions

crap o lantern

Pumpkin shaped crap that comes out around halloween time

Hey, check out the crap o lanterns this year!!!

by steve austin September 15, 2005

Crapintines Day

When you're single and nauseated by all the supposedly "happy" couples making goo goo eyes and calling each other shmoopy around you.

Great another fucking Crapintines Day alone

by steve austin September 19, 2005

crapadon

The islamic holy day of crap

It's Crapadon time again. hooray!

by steve austin September 19, 2005

crapeteria

A foul rank disgusting workplace cafeteria

Hey, wanna go get some rancid lunch in the crapeteria

by steve austin July 20, 2004

crapitude

something that looks terrible

This painting is a swirling miasma of crapitude

by steve austin July 20, 2004

craptinction

When you go into the woods to take a crap and accidentallly wipe out an entire ant colony.

Those ants are on the road to craptinction

by steve austin July 21, 2004

crapology

the study of feces to predict the future

Crapology is an ancient and venerated practice going back to the dawn of mankind

by steve austin July 21, 2004