steve austin's definitions

craptum craptorium

The inner sanctum of crap

Quick Robin, we must get to the craptum craptorium, before it is too late.

by steve austin August 18, 2004

log out

To expel fecal material, resembling the shape of a log.

"Before we leave, I'm going to hit the can and log out."

by Steve Austin April 25, 2003

crapcracker

When you go into the bathroom and it looks like someone had a piece of dynamite shoved up their ass and it exploded all over the work toilet, staining it forever.

Damn, somebody lit off a mega crapcracker in here

by steve austin July 22, 2004

craptinction

When you go into the woods to take a crap and accidentallly wipe out an entire ant colony.

Those ants are on the road to craptinction

by steve austin July 21, 2004

ambitexterous

the ability to send text messages with either hand

I use both thumbs to text. I'm ambitexterous

by steve austin July 22, 2004

crap o lantern

Pumpkin shaped crap that comes out around halloween time

Hey, check out the crap o lanterns this year!!!

by steve austin September 15, 2005

crapology

the study of feces to predict the future

Crapology is an ancient and venerated practice going back to the dawn of mankind

by steve austin July 21, 2004