Urban Dictionary: Definitions by steroy jenkins

Jiggers

When something is not fit for purpose and you have to tell a senior manager.

It's not fit for purpose and I'm going to tell the management how Jiggers it really is

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An act of ignorance. Specifically applicable to using your phones notification bar to read a message without notifying the sender it's been seen.

Omfg...Daren was properly Tarboxing me last night. Feigning that he'd n ever seen the messages I sent him asking to Game.

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The intentional act of ignoring your phone whilst feigning busiment with other less important tasks.

That slacker over there always Oliver'ing with his phone just before his shift end.

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To slap your penis against any object, usually your partners face

My g/f really loves it when i swaffelen her

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the trapped wind inside a gays ass after he's been pounded by his lover

Dude, I just pounded your ass, when i had finished you had a lot of fagwind

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