stan lightsaber's definitions

atheism

The only true religion. Thoughs who follow shall later repent for their....oh I'm just playin I'm just playin!Anywho religions that don't believe in a god seem to be happier!

Stan:Hey Jimmy how's atheism treating you!
Jimmy:Great! how's buddhism treatin you?
Stan:Great!
Stan and Jimmy: Great!

by Stan Lightsaber April 27, 2006

intelligent design

A theory that evolution is wrong, and the world was created and maintained by Mr.Chuck Norris. This is almost certainly true, the only flaw may be the fact that Chuck Norris has not roundhouse kicked the idiot christians who say intelligent design is about god's heads up there asses.....yet.

Idiot Christian: Intelligent design is about god. Wait why is the door open?

(roundhouse kick like noise)

Idiot Christian: OH MY GOD!! AGHHHHH GAHGG ALEGRA! (dies)

by Stan Lightsaber May 6, 2006

atheism

The only true religion. If you believe in this religion you will be rewarded with eternal....I'm just playin! I'm just playin! Atheism is indeeed the path to hapiness...just kidding....but not really.

Stan: hey Jimmy how's atheism treating ya!

Jimmy: Great how about you?

Stan:great!

Jimmy and Stan: GREAT!

by Stan Lightsaber May 4, 2006

jesus freak

Someone who thinks you can make jesus cool, thinks christian rock is cool, or thinks anything else that is uncool is cool. Also someone who thinks they are cool because they don't "care" if we think they suck for going to church, and are all smug about jesus. Without a doubt the person right above me. Look he thinks praying is some kind of weapon he can save us with ha!

Jesus Freak: I don't care what you say, jesus is cool!

Kool guy: Look at that freak! Girls laugh at him!

Hot Girl: Wow Kool guy your really hot! But that jesus freak is making me sick lets go somewhere and make out!

Kool Guy: Kool!

by Stan Lightsaber July 30, 2008

hell

Not A Bad Place To Be!

AC/DC: If this is hell.....it's not a bad place to be!

by Stan Lightsaber May 18, 2006

noop

originally created as a mixture of the words "noob" and "poop", "noop" means many things. Such as a noob who poops himself, a nerd who poop's himself, or pretty much any jerk who poop's himself. Unlike a noob, a noop can be anyone, no matter their age race or lvl of their guild wars character.

Noop: hey I'm a jerk and I shat myself!

kool guy: wow what a noop.

noop: what the f#$k is a noop?

kool guy: shut up noop.

by stan lightsaber March 22, 2008

guild wars

World of Warcraft for the poor man. Nuff said.

Guild Wars is why I get out of bed in the moring.

by Stan Lightsaber May 22, 2006