staccato brainstem's definitions

shit sandwich

1. Expression used for any bad situation or misfortune.
2. Phrase to be used anytime.

1. He ate a shit sandwich for stealing that car.
2. Man, I got the flu bad!
Shit sandwich!

by staccato brainstem June 17, 2005

talking to Ralph on the white telephone

Vomiting most profusely.

Man, after drinking that 151, I talked to Ralph on the white telephone.

by staccato brainstem June 17, 2005

Laughing Sam's Dice

LSD. From a wild song by Jimi Hendrix, "The Stars That Play With Laughing Sam's Dice." AKA "STP With LSD".

I hope you enjoy the ride...I am!
Jimi

by staccato brainstem June 17, 2005

fistina

Another(!) term for masturbation.
See also Rosey Palm and Her Five Sisters, Punching the Bald Clown, and Jerking Off.

I had nothing going on, so Fistina paid me a visit.

by staccato brainstem February 23, 2005

Laughing Sam's Dice

LSD. Comes from a really wild song by Jimi Hendrix, "The Stars That Play With Laughing Sam's Dice." AKA "STP With LSD." Sounds REALLY good with Laughing Sam, himself.

Don't open that door!
Don't open that door!
Don't open that door!
That's the way it goes...

by staccato brainstem February 17, 2005

duck

An annoying girlfriend/wife that quacks you up.

That duck of mine, all she does is QUACK, QUACK, QUACK!!!

by staccato brainstem February 17, 2005

shooda

Lithuanian for shit. Believe it or not. Good for use around teachers, bosses, or other authority figures (except Lugans).

(Dropping a brick on foot)
OH, SHOODA!

by staccato brainstem February 17, 2005