Definitions by squirrelmaster5.0

duck 

the source of all evil in the universe. perverse little beings who would just as soon defacate on you from above as look at you.

Those goddamn ducks just besmirched my shlempen shelepper!

duck by squirrelmaster5.0 June 8, 2003

Volvo

The only car a true pimp would be seen in. Drivers are generally well equipped and don't need to compensate for anything. Best in yellow.

Wow, I wish I could get out of this prissy little Civic/Neon and into a nice Volvo.

Volvo by squirrelmaster5.0 June 8, 2003

Chopsocky 

A lesser known variation of chopsuey in which the chef uses the lower half of a sock from the heal to toe, and mixes it in a stir fry with a variety of garden vegetables, leeks, and squirrel meat.

The squirrel in this chopsocky is a tad overdone, but the sock is of the finest quality cotton.

Chopsocky by squirrelmaster5.0 June 6, 2003