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happy valley/goose bay

The grundle of the world. Depressing little hole that should be filled in. Accesible only by long, long dirt road or even longer boat ride: "voyage of the damned". Home of the chocolate weavils.
I would soon contort and defacate in my own ear than return to happey valley/goose bay.
by squirrelmaster5.0 June 16, 2003
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squirrel

Subservient to the ducks, these furry-tailed rats are on a quest for world domination. When left unattended they will scurry up your pantleg and bite your nuts. Kill them, KILL THEM!!!!
by squirrelmaster5.0 June 12, 2003
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knobhawker

1)One who stares at a man's crotch
2)Somebody with shifty eyes in the locker room or lav.
3)Somebody who uses trained hawks to wreak havoc on the male population.
4)Somebody who is drawn by the unquestionable allure that is Volvo and harasses their owners out of (transparent) jealosy.
Yo! Quit your knobhawking and get away from my Volvo.
by squirrelmaster5.0 June 16, 2003
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