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white tears

A euphemism for semen, much like male tears and boy tears. Used by people who enjoy performing fellatio and receiving semen as payment, A.K.A. a cum whore.
Chelsea got a "white tears" tattoo so others would know she enjoys giving blowjobs .
by spootyhead November 16, 2016
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Christina Hoff Sommers

An American author and former philosophy professor who is best known for her writings on and criticism of modern feminism. Two of her most notable books are “Who Stole Feminism?” and “The War on Boys”. She is also known for coining the terms "equity feminist" and "gender feminist." The former being about having equal legal rights between men and women, while the latter is having a gynocentric view on society, which is usually synonymous with hating men. Sommers considers herself an equity feminist and is critical of gender feminism. In 2013, she was awarded the Exceptional Merit in Media Award by the National Women's Political Caucus, founded by Gloria Steinem.

Feminists and social justice warriors have accused Sommers of being anti-feminist and a right-wing, misogynist. Sommers responded with a tweet reading; "Some critics denounce me as 'right-winger.' Fact: Former sixties flower child/socialist. Now (registered) Democrat -- with libertarian leanings.” Ironically, most of her supporters tend to identify as antifeminist or egalitarian, rather than feminist. Sommers also hosts a video blog, "The Factual Feminist," in which she discusses the latest issues involving feminism with credible sources to back up her claims. She is also a supporter of GamerGate, a group of people within the gaming industry against unethical behavior and radical beliefs being forced into the mainstream. Many have given her the nickname "Based Mom" as a sign of respect.
Christina Hoff Sommers brings up a great deal of interesting and factual information regarding feminism in modern-day society.
by spootyhead May 19, 2016
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woman card

1) When a woman calls or suggests someone is sexist against women, even if they aren't, just to get their way with something.

2) When a woman uses issues women face, sometimes not even exclusively, to guilt-trip or even scare women into support them.

3) Something you can buy from Hillary Clinton to add with your "I'm with her" button.
1) Liz had nothing left to defend her stance once Mark proved it wrong with scientific evidence so she played the woman card and called him sexist.

2) Kristen was falling behind in the vote from women so she decided to play the woman card by saying "we have to stop this war on women" and "I will fight against rape culture" to scare women into voting for her.

3) Only sheeple would pay money to Hillary Clinton in exchange for a woman card.
by spootyhead July 31, 2016
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nasty woman

by spootyhead February 5, 2017
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boy tears

A euphemism for semen, much like male tears and white tears.
Sandra got a "boy tears" shirt to indicate she likes giving fellatio.
by spootyhead August 7, 2016
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Misandrist

Someone who despises or hates males. They usually talk about patriarchy and male privilege. While not all feminists are this way, many who identify as such and lead the movement are. Women that hate men enough will delve into political lesbianism and men who hate men enough will continuously denounce all men. The majority of people who have written definitions for men, boys and male are definitely misandrists.
Michelle told everyone at the female empowerment luncheon that she despised all men, she's clearly a misandrist.
by spootyhead August 21, 2016
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Lady

Concerned at the extreme double standard at play with the definitions for gentleman and lady, I decided to take a definition from the former and swap it for the latter:

Something very rare today. A woman who is respectful and considerate of those around her. Acts politely. Treats men and women with respect. Says thank you when helped, wears nice clothes, and is elegant. What more women should be. Because regardless of what feminists may tell you, treating people with respect and being polite doesn't give you "internalized misogyny" or make you a "traitor" or whatever. It makes you a good person and will really benefit you in life.
When we went out, she listened to my stories, gave me a box of chocolates, and thanked me for a wonderful night with a kiss on the cheek. She was such a classy lady.

Sally: Hello Miss, it's nice to meet you.

Woman: Same to you, dear.
Other person: Sally is a polite young lady
by spootyhead January 12, 2017
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