Definitions by spoonie g

pimp 

1. Male homo sapien who collects money from females that perform sexual acts for monetary payment (see whore).

2. Male homo sapien who has good success in accumulating a large number of sexual partners, sometimes but not always through playing upon said female's insecurities.

1. "Bitch, give me my money!"

2. "So...... Wanna get drunk?"

pimp by spoonie g June 30, 2004

religion 

The belief in a higher power. In practice, can be used to instill a moral nature in a people, but when misused is more dangerous than nuclear power.

example: Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, Atheism, etc.

"Religion is the problem, not the solution."

"Religion helped me discover myself."

religion by spoonie g June 30, 2004

A couple few

more than that which is typically described as "a few"; several.

"If I could just get a couple few o dem gerbils in mah ass."

A couple few by spoonie g May 14, 2004

pycho 

a breed of seagulls that carry the rare yet debilitating disease dumbus fuckus.

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pycho by spoonie g May 14, 2004

aightee 

The exclamation of Shogun Knights as they decapitated an enemy.

*Was also used to summon a Geisha to wash one's feet.

Aightee!

Also:

My feet stanks!

aightee by spoonie g May 14, 2004

D-LOW 

The street name of Derek Lowe, the #2 Boston Red Sox pitcher

Since Pedro pitched last night, we be's bustin out D-LOW on the Yanks tonight.

D-LOW by spoonie G November 18, 2003