spideyskin 's definitions

grape swirl

When you ass fuck your woman that has hemorrhoids and they burst open. The blood then mixes with the Cum creating a grape swirl. One can chose to then wipe it on his partners face for added effect

At a party last week, my boy Des went upstairs ass fucked his girl then wiped the grape swirl over his girls forehead. Then they went back down stairs none the wiser. Except for the stain on her forehead.

by spideyskin May 26, 2021

captains poke

When the captain of the boat whilst getting boathead pokes a finger up his ladies ass and yells cum about

My boy J pulled the old captains poke with his wifey Kathy while heading to The island

by spideyskin May 25, 2021

shake n’ wake

In the early morning hours you shake your mans cock resulting in him waking up for a pleasant surprise. It’s always a great way to start his day with a shake n’ wake.

My boy Dave had the best day ever when his girl Steph rolled over at the crack ass of dawn and grabbed him by the cock. She began shakin’ his dick so hard it woke him up with a nice jerkoff session, and then he jizzed on her face. A classic shake n’ wake.

by spideyskin May 9, 2021

Conception state

The state your daddy dropped a load in your momma and made you

I always knew I was a masshole because my ma got knocked up with me in her pouch in Massachusetts; my Conception state!

by spideyskin February 22, 2022

Chicago Hot Dog Stand

When you fuck your girl in the ass between her buns with your “hot dog “ while squirting ketchup and mustard over her ass. Then shoot your load over her back mixing it all together with your dick between her ass cheeks. A perfect hot dog for her.

My boy Billy’s woman, Sabrina wouldn’t stop complaining how hungry she was. So he decided to give her the ole Chicago Hot Dog Stand to shut her up.

by spideyskin May 26, 2021

madtown meat packer

After a hard night partying you grab all the meat out of your fridge roll around naked on your bed and while you bang your girl from behind you stuff as much meat in her ass.

My crazy boy Smitty pulled the old madtown meat packer on his lady Cathy with his brats from the fridge.

by spideyskin May 25, 2021

Teddy Boob

Teddy Boob. Cupping your ladies boob in order to assist in a restless night of sleep.

I got hammered last night and crashed at my girls pad . The only thing that helped me sleep was holding on to her Teddy Boob

by spideyskin May 12, 2018