When the captain of the boat whilst getting boathead pokes a finger up his ladies ass and yells cum about
by spideyskin May 25, 2021
by spideyskin May 26, 2021
Thick soled white Nike athletic shoes. The shoe of choice for Child Molesters. Often seen on Middle Aged men also wearing short sleeved button up shirts and hanging around malls and parks.
Our buddy Brad showed up with some new white Nikes at the basketball game. All the parents warned their kids to not go to bathroom with the guy with the Air Molesters.
by spideyskin May 25, 2021
I always knew I was a masshole because my ma got knocked up with me in her pouch in Massachusetts; my Conception state!
by spideyskin February 22, 2022
I got hammered last night and crashed at my girls pad . The only thing that helped me sleep was holding on to her Teddy Boob
by spideyskin March 17, 2018
When you fuck your girl in the ass between her buns with your “hot dog “ while squirting ketchup and mustard over her ass. Then shoot your load over her back mixing it all together with your dick between her ass cheeks. A perfect hot dog for her.
My boy Billy’s woman, Sabrina wouldn’t stop complaining how hungry she was. So he decided to give her the ole Chicago Hot Dog Stand to shut her up.
by spideyskin May 26, 2021
After a night of pounding a shit ton of cheap beer you chow down on your girls pussy. Only to blow chunks of cheese, brats and craut up in there. Then you proceed to bang her an blow your load in her cooter.
After a hard night drinking on State street. My boy Scottie left a Wisconsin casserole in his girl Amy. The dog wouldn’t leave her alone the rest of the night
by spideyskin May 25, 2021