captains poke

When the captain of the boat whilst getting boathead pokes a finger up his ladies ass and yells cum about
My boy J pulled the old captains poke with his wifey Kathy while heading to The island
by spideyskin May 25, 2021
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Conception state

The state your daddy dropped a load in your momma and made you
I always knew I was a masshole because my ma got knocked up with me in her pouch in Massachusetts; my Conception state!
by spideyskin February 22, 2022
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Angry Edward

After a day of hard drinking and no thinking you throw peoples stuff off a boat. Lost forever Usually resulting in an Amazon purchase for an apology
After a hard day drinking on the boat, doing dunkaroos and shots, one of my boys pulled an Angry Edward and threw slides in the river. Never to be seen again.
by spideyskin June 01, 2021
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Wisconsin casserole

After a night of pounding a shit ton of cheap beer you chow down on your girls pussy. Only to blow chunks of cheese, brats and craut up in there. Then you proceed to bang her an blow your load in her cooter.
After a hard night drinking on State street. My boy Scottie left a Wisconsin casserole in his girl Amy. The dog wouldn’t leave her alone the rest of the night
by spideyskin May 25, 2021
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nut eye

When you are getting your dick sucked and shoot your load into your ladies eye. The ole nut eye
My girl looked like Popeye the rest of the night after I gave her a Nut eye
by spideyskin May 26, 2021
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Chicago Hot Dog Stand

When you fuck your girl in the ass between her buns with your “hot dog “ while squirting ketchup and mustard over her ass. Then shoot your load over her back mixing it all together with your dick between her ass cheeks. A perfect hot dog for her.
My boy Billy’s woman, Sabrina wouldn’t stop complaining how hungry she was. So he decided to give her the ole Chicago Hot Dog Stand to shut her up.
by spideyskin May 26, 2021
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Iowa unit

An Iowa Unit is a measurement of weight for large women. One Iowa Unit = 100 pounds
My boy Kelee went out so hard last night that he brought back a bitch that was at least 3 Iowa units. She broke his bed. And we broke his balls.
by spideyskin April 19, 2021
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