spideyskin 's definitions

Teddy Boob

Teddy Boob. Cupping your ladies boob in order to assist in a restless night of sleep.

I got hammered last night and crashed at my girls pad . The only thing that helped me sleep was holding on to her Teddy Boob

by spideyskin May 12, 2018

Iowa unit

An Iowa Unit is a measurement of weight for large women. One Iowa Unit = 100 pounds

My boy Kelee went out so hard last night that he brought back a bitch that was at least 3 Iowa units. She broke his bed. And we broke his balls.

by spideyskin April 19, 2021

shake n’ wake

In the early morning hours you shake your mans cock resulting in him waking up for a pleasant surprise. It’s always a great way to start his day with a shake n’ wake.

My boy Dave had the best day ever when his girl Steph rolled over at the crack ass of dawn and grabbed him by the cock. She began shakin’ his dick so hard it woke him up with a nice jerkoff session, and then he jizzed on her face. A classic shake n’ wake.

by spideyskin May 9, 2021

Conception state

The state your daddy dropped a load in your momma and made you

I always knew I was a masshole because my ma got knocked up with me in her pouch in Massachusetts; my Conception state!

by spideyskin February 22, 2022

Air Molesters

Thick soled white Nike athletic shoes. The shoe of choice for Child Molesters. Often seen on Middle Aged men also wearing short sleeved button up shirts and hanging around malls and parks.

Our buddy Brad showed up with some new white Nikes at the basketball game. All the parents warned their kids to not go to bathroom with the guy with the Air Molesters.

by spideyskin May 25, 2021

Wisconsin casserole

After a night of pounding a shit ton of cheap beer you chow down on your girls pussy. Only to blow chunks of cheese, brats and craut up in there. Then you proceed to bang her an blow your load in her cooter.

After a hard night drinking on State street. My boy Scottie left a Wisconsin casserole in his girl Amy. The dog wouldn’t leave her alone the rest of the night

by spideyskin May 25, 2021

captains poke

When the captain of the boat whilst getting boathead pokes a finger up his ladies ass and yells cum about

My boy J pulled the old captains poke with his wifey Kathy while heading to The island

by spideyskin May 25, 2021