Definitions by spideyskin
Conception state
I always knew I was a masshole because my ma got knocked up with me in her pouch in Massachusetts; my Conception state!
Conception state by spideyskin February 22, 2022
Angry Edward
After a day of hard drinking and no thinking you throw peoples stuff off a boat. Lost forever Usually resulting in an Amazon purchase for an apology
After a hard day drinking on the boat, doing dunkaroos and shots, one of my boys pulled an Angry Edward and threw slides in the river. Never to be seen again.
Angry Edward by spideyskin June 1, 2021
nut eye
nut eye by spideyskin May 26, 2021
grape swirl
When you ass fuck your woman that has hemorrhoids and they burst open. The blood then mixes with the Cum creating a grape swirl. One can chose to then wipe it on his partners face for added effect
At a party last week, my boy Des went upstairs ass fucked his girl then wiped the grape swirl over his girls forehead. Then they went back down stairs none the wiser. Except for the stain on her forehead.
grape swirl by spideyskin May 26, 2021
Chicago Hot Dog Stand
When you fuck your girl in the ass between her buns with your “hot dog “ while squirting ketchup and mustard over her ass. Then shoot your load over her back mixing it all together with your dick between her ass cheeks. A perfect hot dog for her.
My boy Billy’s woman, Sabrina wouldn’t stop complaining how hungry she was. So he decided to give her the ole Chicago Hot Dog Stand to shut her up.
Chicago Hot Dog Stand by spideyskin May 26, 2021
madtown meat packer
After a hard night partying you grab all the meat out of your fridge roll around naked on your bed and while you bang your girl from behind you stuff as much meat in her ass.
My crazy boy Smitty pulled the old madtown meat packer on his lady Cathy with his brats from the fridge.
madtown meat packer by spideyskin May 25, 2021
captains poke
When the captain of the boat whilst getting boathead pokes a finger up his ladies ass and yells cum about
captains poke by spideyskin May 25, 2021