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When the captain of the boat whilst getting boathead pokes a finger up his ladies ass and yells cum about
by spideyskin May 25, 2021
Get the captains pokemug. When you ass fuck your woman that has hemorrhoids and they burst open. The blood then mixes with the Cum creating a grape swirl. One can chose to then wipe it on his partners face for added effect
At a party last week, my boy Des went upstairs ass fucked his girl then wiped the grape swirl over his girls forehead. Then they went back down stairs none the wiser. Except for the stain on her forehead.
by spideyskin May 26, 2021
Get the grape swirlmug. I always knew I was a masshole because my ma got knocked up with me in her pouch in Massachusetts; my Conception state!
by spideyskin February 22, 2022
Get the Conception statemug. When you fuck your girl in the ass between her buns with your “hot dog “ while squirting ketchup and mustard over her ass. Then shoot your load over her back mixing it all together with your dick between her ass cheeks. A perfect hot dog for her.
My boy Billy’s woman, Sabrina wouldn’t stop complaining how hungry she was. So he decided to give her the ole Chicago Hot Dog Stand to shut her up.
by spideyskin May 26, 2021
Get the Chicago Hot Dog Standmug. After a hard night partying you grab all the meat out of your fridge roll around naked on your bed and while you bang your girl from behind you stuff as much meat in her ass.
My crazy boy Smitty pulled the old madtown meat packer on his lady Cathy with his brats from the fridge.
by spideyskin May 25, 2021
Get the madtown meat packermug. My boy Kelee went out so hard last night that he brought back a bitch that was at least 3 Iowa units. She broke his bed. And we broke his balls.
by spideyskin April 19, 2021
Get the Iowa unitmug. by spideyskin May 26, 2021
Get the nut eyemug.