spideygirl1989's definitions

Santa

MY beautiful boyfriend, with lips so soft and a belly so big...santa truly is the one for me. he comes down my chimney every Christmas night and we eat cookies together and then i give him a big hug and its so warm because he is so jolly and that joy just warms my body. so be good kids, you wouldn't want him to cancel his yearly visit ;) he has such a wonderful beard, soft in some places and scratchy right at his cheek....so beautiful! he has an obsession with reindeer and took me for a sleigh ride. nobody better try to steal my santa HE IS ALL MINE

Have you ever heard of santa?
oh u bet ;)

by spideygirl1989 December 29, 2022

Joshyberri

The sweetest human being on Earth, always makes you feel good about yourself and is always there for you. The perfect bestie, always loyal and hilarious and sweet. Endless patience and almost never gets mad at you(even when you deserve it). All around the best human being on Earth

girl 1: "is that the perfect friend you told me you had?"
girl 2: "oh yeah that is joshyberri"

by spideygirl1989 December 19, 2022

Taylor Swift

The music industry

The music industry is a fascinating this.
Yes, Taylor Swift is amazing.

by spideygirl1989 December 23, 2022

Captain Flapjacks

King of the pancakes, my bestie

"YOOOOOOOO CAPTAIN FLAPJACKS IS A PANCAKE"
"no he is the KING of pancakes----and my bestie"

by spideygirl1989 January 10, 2023

Shaving

Dr. Strange's sport, hobby, passion, center of his life, Bane of his existence

I wish Dr Strange would stop shaving
HA! as if that will ever happen

by spideygirl1989 December 28, 2022

Joshua

the most amazing best friend ever, if you're friends with a Joshua don't mess it up cause they're just the absolute best and they're going to love you forever even though you're crazy and weird and everything. Joshua is hilarious and sweet and considerate and loyal and everything a person aspires to be. Joshua's always make you feel special and are always making sure you're comfortable and happy. You always have fun when you're hanging out with Joshua. Joshua's are the best, they deserve everything in life and they need to be happy.

person 1: tell me about joshua

me: read this definition

by spideygirl1989 December 28, 2022

Swifties

The fandom dedicated to Taylor Swift. Swifties tend to obsessively listen to Taylor Swift all day and love to talk about her 24/7. Swifties love each other and treat each other like family...until its time to get tickets to the Eras Tour...then its The Great War!

person 1: are you one of the Swifties?
person 2: *eeks in excitement* YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! WANNA HAVE A CHAT ABOUT TAY??

by spideygirl1989 December 28, 2022