hair band

The last of great music, ever. It's actually hair metal. The hardest rock around. The best bands in the world. These bands actually had talent and the tunes kick so much ass. After hair bands, there was a shitty trend called "grunge" which totally blows, along with all other music.

The best music is hair bands!

by Spartans! November 8, 2004

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MTV

The worst thing to happen to TV. The ONLY good thing about "MTV" was the old Headbanger's Ball hosted by the man, Riki Rachtman. Nowadays, everyone from stupid elementary kids to middle schoolers, esp. HS'ers and college kids watch this stupid channel and continue to embrace it. It chafes my balls that people love the stupid shit they spew to everyone. They don't even show music anymore, it's all really stupid shows. Teaching hot girls to be prude, to dress like little whores, who are cock-tease, stuck up bitches. Teaches people to be either: emo fags, wiggers or pretty boys.

MTV can suck my balls.

by Spartans! December 3, 2004

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Sallah Mallah!

Any Indian or other middle eastern person. Also called poonja's, poonjobs or poindots.

If you mess up today, not only are you fired, your life is over. I'll see to it you never work again, and you wind up tearing tickets off in Kuwait, SALLAH MALLAH MALLAH MALLLAH KALLAH MAH! And everybody suckin' sand!

Why is Detroit overrun with sallah mallahs?

by Spartans! November 9, 2004

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NIKE Defense

The surface to air missile defense system the US used from 1955-1974. Nike surface to air missile system was named after the winged goddess of victory in Greek mythology. Two versions of this system defended the U.S. and other places from hostile aircraft, the Nike Ajax, and the Nike Hercules. Their primary purpose was to destroy any Soviet strategic/supersonic/longrange bombers like the Tu-95 Bear, or the Tu-160 Blackjack, or Tu-22M Backfire that ever came into US territory. There was never a need to use these nuclear tipped missiles, thank God.

There were 16 Nike Defense installations in the Detroit area.

by Spartans! December 3, 2004

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Trans Am

Thee greatest musclecar, ever! Kickin ass since 1969. Yes sir, for little money, you can haul ass and beat anything. Hot chicks love these cars, and will probably give you head while enjoying a ride in your F-Body.

My Trans Am will kick the shit out of your pussy car.

by Spartans! November 8, 2004

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Nikki Sixx

Underrated bassist in the greatest band, MOTLEY CURE! Better than any of those chaches in the new rock shit these days. Nikki is the last of great musicians. He died once, but was revived by getting adrenaline injected straight into his heart. They kickstarted Nikki's heart!

Nikki Sixx is the man.

by Spartans! December 2, 2004

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