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Definitions by sparky

stop being such a queen b
queen b by sparky November 29, 2003
a person who has a maustach n is a girl
Queen B by sparky November 29, 2003
A small featherey creature commonly found in parks and in ponds.
"Would you like to buy a duck?"
"A what?"
"A duck!"
"Does it quack?"
"Of course it quacks! Its a duck!"
a duck! by Sparky November 25, 2003

goo-port 

1. The saucy center of someone's meat curtains.
I stuck me stork in her glistening goo-port.
goo-port by Sparky October 22, 2003
a zoo; place containing many different kinds of animals that eventually die
hey, i saw u at the zooloo
zooloo by Sparky October 20, 2003
i am always flonty
flonty by Sparky October 20, 2003

mutually assured destruction

The outrightly suicidal strategy of nations protecting themselves from nuclear (or, in more recent days, chemical or biological) attack by preparing enough weapons to reduce the attacking country to rubble even as they are themselves wiped out.

Basically, if you're going to be screwed over, make sure the rest of the world is, too.
During the Cold War, the US and the USSR built massive stockpiles of nuclear weapons while following a strategy of mutually assured destruction