Definitions by soup bone

muck ring 

After you take a shit and wipe your ass you think it's nice and clean only to find out theres still some more in your o ring.

I have to go wipe my muck ring .

muck ring by soup bone September 21, 2013

feltch 

When you blow your load in some chicks ass then her girlfriend slurps the jizz out of her ass with a straw.

why don't you get your straw and feltch my jizz out of her ass

feltch by soup bone September 21, 2013

monk eye 

the hole in your huge cock

my monk eye is going to shoot white paste.

monk eye by soup bone February 5, 2008

turteling 

when the tip of your shit pokes out of your asshole,then pop it back in,Like a turtel's head poping out of it's shell.

i got to shit so bad i am turteling.

turteling by soup bone February 5, 2008

screaching elephant 

lift your cock and balls place on window then slide them down the window to make the elephant screach

i gave that bitch a screaching elephant while she was under the glass table.Better when done on driver side window of friends car

screaching elephant by soup bone February 3, 2008

rock ass

Another way of saying something rules. Can be used directly in the place of "kick ass" or "kicks ass".

This new Slayer cd rocks ass!

rock ass by Soup Bone April 19, 2005

dude man 

A little known super hero whose super power is the uncanny ability to spit out stupid cliches faster than a speeding bullet.

Yo bogus dude totally rad tight forreal, homey

dude man by Soup Bone April 15, 2005