winearrhoea

diaorrhoea caused by excessive wine consumption

why is my winearrhoea always green?

by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011

technesis

the movement of electronic information

Jeff (now in a semi-vegetative state) used his brain waves (and some cunning technological advances) to move the cursor across the screen via technesis... it could arguably also be labelled as technology based 'psychotechnesis' (robosuperpowers).

by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011

spelling bee

phonetic expression of the second letter of the english language's alphabetic system.. subordinate to 'Aay'... or is it 'Csee...?'

spelling bee is easy. Spelling, T. is an actress...

by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011

dafintly

very definitely

"here, c'meer we get some wee girls or some ho's or something…"

"oiay, dafintly"

by somethingplex1 December 28, 2011

revenge of the geeks

generic form of 'revenge of the nerds' to which a film was NOT made with the same title.

revenge of the geeks is to 'revenge of the nerds,' kind of like what 'Mac and me' was to 'E.T.' only without the film...

by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011

psychoterrorism

The use of psychic imagery, telepathy etc to assimilate, dominate or destroy an individual's mind, thus causing them to act silly...

The new psychoterrorism unit consisted of Dave the Elf, Jardine and Hypnodog... The bad guys wont know what hit them...

by somethingplex1 December 28, 2011

clustre fuck

to be continually home invaded by paedophiles, under the influence of sleep deprivation, thus causing the sleep deprivation

"Jeez that party was a total clustre fuck!"

"No, it was a home invasion and get out."

by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011