26 definitions by somethingplex1

nipplerection

To administer a nipple or nipples rectally.

"The nipplerection in that porn movie nearly made me shit myself."

by somethingplex1 December 11, 2011

shystem

a shit system

the shystem just keeps fucking me over, man. first, they make things cost more, then they replace my landlord with a government official that just wants to keep putting the rent up. I can't even grow weed anymore, because they teleport flies into my grow room...

by somethingplex1 December 24, 2011

remurdered

to be murdered... again

some of these neologistical definitions could get me remurdered

by somethingplex1 December 27, 2011

over-edit

to edit something too much

whao! that movie has really lost it's xing, and it looked really good while we were shooting it... i think it must have been over-edited...

by somethingplex1 December 19, 2011

statilinguicism

acronym for neologism

the statilinguicism became the opposite contemporary of the neologism, leading us to believe that the juxtaposition of certain elements of society was not enough. what we required was duality AND juxtaposition in ways that complimented our opinions and MY opinion in particular (which began to juxtapose with other people's opinion) because let's face it that is that an ego becomes the meaning of life (and the meaning of life sustains itself as long as there is life in occurrence) and sustains itself (or the bs) until it suits someone else anyhow, which in turn suits me or doesn't respectively depending on how robotic I'm feeling. I think I need to smoke some weed...

by somethingplex1 December 27, 2011

clustre fuck

to be continually home invaded by paedophiles, under the influence of sleep deprivation, thus causing the sleep deprivation

"Jeez that party was a total clustre fuck!"

"No, it was a home invasion and get out."

by somethingplex1 December 27, 2011

dicksuckeyes

hamster round eyes (the opposite of squinty shrew eyes) that occur when an individual is looking up at something / someone / nothing in particular. something akin to one of Puss In Boots' special attack moves or secret techniques from the movie 'Shrek...' may occur when performing fellatio, making the performer seem more attractive.

someone spray painted 'dicksuckeyes.jpg' on the wall of my school when I was a kid. I think they fancied the principal. weird thing is... it was in 1990.

by somethingplex1 December 27, 2011