somethingplex1's definitions

hide the thing

the materialisation / dematerialisation of necessities such as keys, weed, food, tobacco, running water. usually happens at home, but also can occur in the pockets, friends' coffee tables, etc.

where did that baggy go?

some fucking entity is playing hide the thing with me...

by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011

Anti-Godism

the opposite of Godism

the paedophile priests were secretly Anti-Godist in their personal philosophy... stooping to public acts of Anti-Godism in front of the congregation occasionally...

by somethingplex1 December 28, 2011

incredroval

To lend incredulity with approval

"I don't really fancy going to watch that band, Jimmy likes them..."

"Awe, come on... He's obviously just practicing incredroval..."

by somethingplex1 December 28, 2011

nipplerection

To administer a nipple or nipples rectally.

"The nipplerection in that porn movie nearly made me shit myself."

by somethingplex1 December 16, 2011

witch orgy

any situation in which women hoard their feminity over males, usually in the form of inversexism.

the meeting was a total witch orgy, because most of the guys were off work nursing the gonorrhea they contracted from that new slut temp...

by somethingplex1 December 23, 2011