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although the phantomfestation in the final scene of 'Beetlejuice' looked like fun, little Carolanne found that this type of situation in occurrence was not always the case...
by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011
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someone spray painted 'dicksuckeyes.jpg' on the wall of my school when I was a kid. I think they fancied the principal. weird thing is... it was in 1990.
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