dicksuckeyes

hamster round eyes (the opposite of squinty shrew eyes) that occur when an individual is looking up at something / someone / nothing in particular. something akin to one of Puss In Boots' special attack moves or secret techniques from the movie 'Shrek...' may occur when performing fellatio, making the performer seem more attractive.

someone spray painted 'dicksuckeyes.jpg' on the wall of my school when I was a kid. I think they fancied the principal. weird thing is... it was in 1990.

by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011

statilinguicism

acronym for neologism

the statilinguicism became the opposite contemporary of the neologism, leading us to believe that the juxtaposition of certain elements of society was not enough. what we required was duality AND juxtaposition in ways that complimented our opinions and MY opinion in particular (which began to juxtapose with other people's opinion) because let's face it that is that an ego becomes the meaning of life (and the meaning of life sustains itself as long as there is life in occurrence) and sustains itself (or the bs) until it suits someone else anyhow, which in turn suits me or doesn't respectively depending on how robotic I'm feeling. I think I need to smoke some weed...

by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011

blibberation

the liberation of being wrong and still being able to do what you want...

jim: "the blibberation i feel in that classroom full of disabled kids is immense, since i fucked that Kirsty one with down's syndrome..."

dave: "shit. hook me up! are there any amputees?"

by somethingplex1 December 23, 2011

over-edit

to edit something too much

whao! that movie has really lost it's xing, and it looked really good while we were shooting it... i think it must have been over-edited...

by somethingplex1 December 23, 2011

bloop

to go somewhere, away from someone or something (hence the announcement, usually).

seriously dude, I've got to bloop... I can't be syphoning any more gasoline with you or my grandmother will smell the fumes...

by somethingplex1 December 23, 2011

clustre fuck

to be continually home invaded by paedophiles, under the influence of sleep deprivation, thus causing the sleep deprivation

"Jeez that party was a total clustre fuck!"

"No, it was a home invasion and get out."

by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011

hide the thing

the materialisation / dematerialisation of necessities such as keys, weed, food, tobacco, running water. usually happens at home, but also can occur in the pockets, friends' coffee tables, etc.

where did that baggy go?

some fucking entity is playing hide the thing with me...

by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011