by someone out there who is bored December 07, 2020
by someone out there who is bored November 22, 2021
Literally 'normal language", what Hong Kong people and Chinese people call Mandarin.
The killer other Chinese dialects, such as Cantonese.
In Hong Kong culture, Putonghua is often referred to the "Winter Melon" because of it's pronounciation.
The killer other Chinese dialects, such as Cantonese.
In Hong Kong culture, Putonghua is often referred to the "Winter Melon" because of it's pronounciation.
Your Putonghua sucks so much no one understands you.
I will never understand why Putonghua is better than Cantonese.
Nei di dong gua zhong mei souk nei zau mai lan gong laa! (Your putonghua isn't fluent enough so don't fucking speak it!)
I will never understand why Putonghua is better than Cantonese.
Nei di dong gua zhong mei souk nei zau mai lan gong laa! (Your putonghua isn't fluent enough so don't fucking speak it!)
by someone out there who is bored December 09, 2020
by someone out there who is bored December 07, 2020
Stands for the Hong Kong Observatory. The sole worst part of the government that cares more about the economy than the citizen's well-being.
Their worst-doings include:
-Wrongly hoisted the tsunami warning at 2004
-Not hoisting the red rainstorm warning (rain more than 50mm per hour) or the typhoon (hurricanes in the Pacific area) signal no. 8 (gale or storm) before 8am frequently, making everyone's shoes, socks and trousers as disastrous as 1941
-Giving wrong estimates or blurry times when reporting typhoons, for example saying that No. 8 will be hoisted between midnight and morning, and ended up hoisting it in the middle of the day (I forgot)
Their worst-doings include:
-Wrongly hoisted the tsunami warning at 2004
-Not hoisting the red rainstorm warning (rain more than 50mm per hour) or the typhoon (hurricanes in the Pacific area) signal no. 8 (gale or storm) before 8am frequently, making everyone's shoes, socks and trousers as disastrous as 1941
-Giving wrong estimates or blurry times when reporting typhoons, for example saying that No. 8 will be hoisted between midnight and morning, and ended up hoisting it in the middle of the day (I forgot)
The HKO still hasn't hoisted the No.8 typhoon signal... DLLMCH I need to go back to school despite it's raining dogshit outside...
by someone out there who is bored November 12, 2021
The simplest if words who still doesn't have a definition yet.
Simply what you say when you don't want someone to do something.
The abbreviated version is "Don't".
Simply what you say when you don't want someone to do something.
The abbreviated version is "Don't".
Person 1: I want to have babies!
Person 2: Do not. You're only 15.
Person 1: I want to have se...
Person 2: Do not.
Person 1: I want to talk about se...
Person 2: Do not. Your penis is not what you joke with.
Person 1: I want to swe...
Person 2: Do not.
Person 1: I want to beat up my cushion!
Person 2: Do not. The cushion can break.
Person 1: What can I do then?
Person 2: Anything good.
Person 1: Other than homework and revision?
Person 2: Nothing.
Person 1 proceeds to jump off the apartment.
Person 2: Do not. You're only 15.
Person 1: I want to have se...
Person 2: Do not.
Person 1: I want to talk about se...
Person 2: Do not. Your penis is not what you joke with.
Person 1: I want to swe...
Person 2: Do not.
Person 1: I want to beat up my cushion!
Person 2: Do not. The cushion can break.
Person 1: What can I do then?
Person 2: Anything good.
Person 1: Other than homework and revision?
Person 2: Nothing.
Person 1 proceeds to jump off the apartment.
by someone out there who is bored February 05, 2021
Like the worst television company in Hong Kong. Full for "TeleVision Broadcasting limited", it launched in 1967, is ridiculously pro-beijing that no one wants to put ads in it, has a very big audience of "old biscuits" , ruined canto-pop on it's own, and the youth don't watch it now
A: what do you watch?
B: TVB Jade lor.
A: No one watches TVB now, everyone watches ViuTV.
C: Fuck the television I watch netflix
A: dllm no one asked you diu away lah chauhai
B: TVB Jade lor.
A: No one watches TVB now, everyone watches ViuTV.
C: Fuck the television I watch netflix
A: dllm no one asked you diu away lah chauhai
by someone out there who is bored October 20, 2021