someone out there who is bored's definitions

HKO

Stands for the Hong Kong Observatory. The sole worst part of the government that cares more about the economy than the citizen's well-being.

Their worst-doings include:
-Wrongly hoisted the tsunami warning at 2004
-Not hoisting the red rainstorm warning (rain more than 50mm per hour) or the typhoon (hurricanes in the Pacific area) signal no. 8 (gale or storm) before 8am frequently, making everyone's shoes, socks and trousers as disastrous as 1941
-Giving wrong estimates or blurry times when reporting typhoons, for example saying that No. 8 will be hoisted between midnight and morning, and ended up hoisting it in the middle of the day (I forgot)

The HKO still hasn't hoisted the No.8 typhoon signal... DLLMCH I need to go back to school despite it's raining dogshit outside...

by someone out there who is bored November 12, 2021

fuckchamp

It means "pogchamp" basically, but if you really want to blend some swears in it.

You son of a fuckchamp, this game is impossible and you still beat it?

by someone out there who is bored December 7, 2020

test

this article in a nutshell. I just want to test out teh entry system.

HELLO WORLD. THIS IS A TEST.

by someone out there who is bored December 7, 2020

Lexico

The official website for the new Oxford English/Spanish Dictionary.

Lexico is where you find good descriptions, Urban Dictionary is where you joke the fuck on the Internet,

by someone out there who is bored December 10, 2020

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a boredom string. boredom strings are what you type the Urban Dictionary when you don't know what to do.

Me: searches ppllmmnnbbvvccxxzzaaqqwweerrttyyuuiiookkjjhhggffddss
*Nothing*
Me: adds a description

by someone out there who is bored March 21, 2021

Spring pocket

Cantonese for your scrotum. It means you scrotum without the testes, becuase it is a spring POCKET. Spring on it's own means penis.

You disturb me fucking, your spring pocket will be barbecued!

by someone out there who is bored October 31, 2021

Putonghua

Literally 'normal language", what Hong Kong people and Chinese people call Mandarin.
The killer other Chinese dialects, such as Cantonese.
In Hong Kong culture, Putonghua is often referred to the "Winter Melon" because of it's pronounciation.

Your Putonghua sucks so much no one understands you.
I will never understand why Putonghua is better than Cantonese.
Nei di dong gua zhong mei souk nei zau mai lan gong laa! (Your putonghua isn't fluent enough so don't fucking speak it!)

by someone out there who is bored December 9, 2020