golden phallic object

the supposedly rarest type of phallic object you can find in Dank Memer.
the description for the golden phallic object:
"Swear on me mum's life it's not a dildo. Send it to a friend!"
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TVB

Like the worst television company in Hong Kong. Full for "TeleVision Broadcasting limited", it launched in 1967, is ridiculously pro-beijing that no one wants to put ads in it, has a very big audience of "old biscuits" , ruined canto-pop on it's own, and the youth don't watch it now
A: what do you watch?
B: TVB Jade lor.
A: No one watches TVB now, everyone watches ViuTV.
C: Fuck the television I watch netflix
A: dllm no one asked you diu away lah chauhai
by someone out there who is bored October 20, 2021
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Pay-to-progress

It's another, less significant version of pay-to-win. It might be a free game at first glance, but after playing for a few levels it becomes pay-to-win because things would get increasingly harder which forces you to pay.
Most of these are mobile games, as PC game makers would rather charge you, but iirc some takes form of DLCs.

Capitalism, eh?
Ethan: Dude I cannot break this level it is so goddamn hard!
Me: These MMORPGs are pay-to-progress man, if you don't pay, you just can never break this level. Things that are free are the most expensive, you know.
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test

this article in a nutshell. I just want to test out teh entry system.
by someone out there who is bored December 07, 2020
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okand

The worst comeback possible. Usually used by those cringe mfs, blue names and kids who don't know better comebacks. Come on, just use some reverse card!
Me: Ur mum gei lul
Atom: okand
Me: Ur so small you look like a 9 year old
Atom: okand
Me: *leaves 'cause there's no point*
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who fucking cares

A more strong and vulgar term compared to "no one cares". If someone says this to you, you better shut the fuck up.
Person 1: Do you know how old is that waiter over there? Lemme tell you, its...
Person 2: Who fucking cares? I don't.
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Putonghua

Literally 'normal language", what Hong Kong people and Chinese people call Mandarin.
The killer other Chinese dialects, such as Cantonese.
In Hong Kong culture, Putonghua is often referred to the "Winter Melon" because of it's pronounciation.
Your Putonghua sucks so much no one understands you.
I will never understand why Putonghua is better than Cantonese.
Nei di dong gua zhong mei souk nei zau mai lan gong laa! (Your putonghua isn't fluent enough so don't fucking speak it!)
by someone out there who is bored December 10, 2020
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