Censorship

dumbest mother fu*king sh*t ever created by the government.

Censorship makes little Billy here more interested in what he is not allowed to see, therefore he goes to great lengths he might not have gone to, to find out just what he is not allowed to know.

by someguy June 03, 2004

one inch wonder

A one inch penis, or a very small penis when arroused.

The man showed the woman his one inch wonder

by someguy May 13, 2005

castrophony

The sounds of catastrophy.

Then there came a sound, distant first, it grew into castrophony
So immense that it could be heard far away in space

There were no screams, there was no time
The mountain called Monkey had spoken
It was only fire and then, nothing.

by someguy June 24, 2016

stringa

Someone that is very tall and skinny, i.e. lanky

Word comes from 'stringbean'

"Hey stringa, hows the weather up there"

by someguy May 13, 2005