a "desiree crush" is a type of crush where a person does something nice to you, and you think that they have a crush on you. it's the blatant opposite of a mike crush and a tanya crush
ex 1: that kid just held the door open for me, he totally likes me. he's desiree crushin'
ex 2: i just got into a car accident and i was hurt really badly and i was in a coma and the guy who hit me came and visited me at the hospital and brought me flowers and chocolate. he totally has a desiree crush on me
ex 2: i just got into a car accident and i was hurt really badly and i was in a coma and the guy who hit me came and visited me at the hospital and brought me flowers and chocolate. he totally has a desiree crush on me
by snootch87 August 19, 2008

you know when you buy kraft shredded cheese from the market because you wanna make tacos or nachos and you pull the cheese out of the bag and it's like,, chalky? yea that's it
by snootch87 August 19, 2008

by snootch87 August 19, 2008

person 1: wtf, is that a pink heart on your shirt?
person 2: nah, chill. it's purple. or maroon. or lavender. or maybe indigo, or violet ^_^
person 1: wtf? even worse. you're homogenized
person 2: nah, chill. it's purple. or maroon. or lavender. or maybe indigo, or violet ^_^
person 1: wtf? even worse. you're homogenized
by snootch87 March 07, 2005

this is used as peace-son and has the same pronounciation as the surf-skate store pacsun but not the same meaning.
person 1: yo, i gtg. be early to homeroom tomorrow so i can copy your math hw or i'll tape your sister
person 2: oh noes!!! k i will.
person 1: k bye
*ten minutes later*
person 1: WTF i said BYE!!!!!!!
person 2: paxsun
person 2: oh noes!!! k i will.
person 1: k bye
*ten minutes later*
person 1: WTF i said BYE!!!!!!!
person 2: paxsun
by snootch87 March 07, 2005

"cover me"
something you say when you are trying to light a joint or a cigarette and the wind is blowing too hard so it's hard to keep the lighter on and instead of actually blocking the wind by hovering over their face, you hover over their private parts
something you say when you are trying to light a joint or a cigarette and the wind is blowing too hard so it's hard to keep the lighter on and instead of actually blocking the wind by hovering over their face, you hover over their private parts
by snootch87 August 20, 2008

by snootch87 March 01, 2005
