Definitions by snootch87

don't touch that, it's franks 

melissa(the one with herpes) will never offer you a pillow to sleep on at night, a blanket when you're freezing, a coughdrop when you're coughing your lungs out, a can of coke, a paper cup of sink water, a plate to eat, a napkin to wipe your face, her toilet, lipgloss, a rubberband, shoes if you're barefoot and there's broken glass eveywhere, and she won't let you even sit on the couch or turn on the tv. why? because everything belongs to frank.

me: melissa, can i use your house phone?
melissa: wtf no. frank pays for that, tanya.
me: well, can you atleast give me a quarter so i can use a payphone?
melissa: a quarter? have you gone insane? how is frank going to pay his bus fare for work tomorrow?

don't touch that, it's franks by snootch87 March 7, 2005

jkjk 

a secret jk that cancels out the first jk that you make so in the end, you're really not kidding.

person 1: do you think i'm ugly
person 2: yes
person 2: jkjk

but person 2 really thinks person 1 is ugly

jkjk by snootch87 March 7, 2005

hami 

the way asians with thick azn accents say how many? source: jerky boys

it can mean other things too; what, wtf, dr. octopus' tentacles, hot meat, brandon, andy, andy's braces, gangster thugs, mom i want something, etc

actual jerky boys part:

chinese woman: goldei(golden) how(house) china!
jerky boy: chickety china!
chinese woman: wha??
jerky boy: chickey china?
chinese woman: wha??
jerky boy: the chinese chicken?
chinese woman: sorri no hav
jerky boy: you get a drum stick?
chinese woman: errr no golde how china no have
jerky boy: and your brain starts tickin'?
chinese woman: hami? hami you like?

hami by snootch87 March 7, 2005

okay thank you goodbye 

what you say when you want to say kthxbye but you don't want to be trendy

mike: kthxbi
me: kthxbi
emily: i hate kthxbi. it's soo trendy
mike: i use it a lot
emily: i know.
emily: alright i gtg. okay thank you goodbye
mike: what the fuck.
andy: GUYS!! STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!

okay thank you goodbye by snootch87 March 7, 2005

l8 

l8 = late and the r is invisible. serves the same purpose as later would.

person 1: i gtg ttyl
person 2: l8

l8 by snootch87 March 3, 2005

f- 

when someone says, does, or makes something so awful, you give them an f-

person 1: did you like the buscuit i baked for you?
person 2: *eats biscuit, vomits a little in mouth* wtf no, f-

person 1: LOL OMG why did the chicken cross the road????
person 2: wtf don't bother going on with that joke, f-

f- by snootch87 March 3, 2005

french fries 

the absolute love of my life.

I eat french fries for all 3 meals of the day.

french fries by snootch87 March 1, 2005