nummuch

nummuch equals nothing much

person 1: wassap
person 2: nummuch u

by snootch87 February 23, 2005

hardxcorexavril

When you do something so punx rox

Sheena is so hardxcorexavril with all her sex pistols and rancid patches that she has safety pinned on her dickies bag. She likes to go up to random people and moo at them.

by snootch87 March 01, 2005

the stevie wonder complex

the stevie wonder complex is a complex where you use your hands to feel around for something and not your eyes

tanya: (hyperventilating) i can't find my phone! it's not in my fucking bag!
mike: "let mommy use her fingers" (mike uses the stevie wonder complex by feeling around the outside of the bag and not using his eyes and low and behold.. walla! mike finds tanya's phone then smacks her)

by snootch87 August 19, 2008

"let mommy use her fingers"

what june gloom from sick animations says when her son is having a hard time getting hard

tanya: yo i think your dog is constipated
mike: come here roxi, "let mommy use her fingers"

by snootch87 August 20, 2008

jkjk

a secret jk that cancels out the first jk that you make so in the end, you're really not kidding.

person 1: do you think i'm ugly
person 2: yes
person 2: jkjk

but person 2 really thinks person 1 is ugly

by snootch87 March 07, 2005

mike crush

a "mike crush" is a type of crush you have on someone that is nice to you when they don't have to be. and all you can think about is sleeping with them to repay them for their kindness.

ex 1: oh that kid was so nice to me on my first day of work while everyone else didn't even notice that i was there! i think i'm starting to have a mike crush on him.

ex 2: i just dropped a dime and that guy just picked it up and handed it back to me. total mike crush.

by snootch87 January 15, 2008

l8

l8 = late and the r is invisible. serves the same purpose as later would.

person 1: i gtg ttyl
person 2: l8

by snootch87 March 03, 2005