snocap's definitions

minesweeper

A minesweeper occurs when a girl gets her bikini stuck up her buttcrack. She utilizes both pointer fingers to simultaneously and symmetrically sweep the bikini out of her ass.

Megan was lying on the beach all day and when she finally stood up, she needed to pull a minesweeper to fix her bikini wedgie.

by Snocap October 17, 2006

Barsmiles

The satisfied, excited look on an individual who is enjoying their social outting to the fullest. This would include, but not limit, a solid alcohol buzz, potential ass to be had, a strong surrounding crew, and tight music flowing through the air.

Based on Mark's barsmiles, any newcomer into the mix would quickly conclude that he was having a good night and most likely not going home empty handed.

by Snocap September 19, 2006

shopping in my store

Violating someone's 3 foot personal space rule, getting in someone's grill, and being way too close for comfort.

I don't understand why Maleeq is always shopping in my store? He needs to step off and get away from me with his funky breath.

by Snocap September 28, 2006

folo

Literally meaning a fake polo shirt. Folos include any collared polo shirt that has some wack ass animal or object on it instead of the original horse.

Because Jon was short on loot, he invested in a few folos at the local convenience store hoping that nobody would notice the difference.

by Snocap September 26, 2006

Sciannanagans

When a female chooses to get with a male who is feminine, malleable, and/or frail for purposes of boosting her self-esteem.

Shanda got a restraining order put on her for getting OBO'ed by Bob, so she had to pull a few Sciannanagans for a while to get her back on track.

by Snocap September 21, 2006

parsley

n. Someone who adds no "flavor" or "spice" to the conversation or group, to the point where the others forget that he/she even exists. This term was derived from the parsley herb which is mainly just used as garnish on a plate, yet is rarely eaten.

Man, I think we should eliminate Gary from our crew - he is such parsley and can never pull any hot ass!!!

by Snocap September 19, 2006

barrel rolls

The clockwise or counterclockwise circular movement created by the contour of one's body when attempting to find a comfortable and successful sleep position. The individual may first try the "on the side" approach, but once that doesn't work, he/she may attempt to move to the "on the stomach" approach, followed by the "other side", and then finally "the back". Once the full circle fails, he/she then tries to repeat the entire process again, resulting in the form of a barrel roll.

Due to Paul's insomnia, he had a bad case of the barrel rolls for hours and then finally ended up just rubbing one out.

by Snocap September 21, 2006