Harry Styles

Lord Farquaad in human form.

Girl: "YOOOO Harry styles kinda looks like that guy from shrek."
Guy: "You mean lord farquaad?"

by sneeze flakes May 28, 2019

Day mode

The lighting setting on twitter that locals use that makes them go blind.

Person 1: "Day mode is so much better than night mode!"
Person 2: "Eww you use DAY MODE? What a local!"

by sneeze flakes May 28, 2019

June 25th

1. A Michael Jackson fan's worst nightmare
2. Saddest day in music history

"Uh oh, it's about to be June 25th again."

by sneeze flakes May 28, 2019

Nazahryth

1. The mispelling of "Nazareth", a biblical place in Israel where Jesus Christ himself was born. Home of Christian pilgrimage.

2. Nice. Perfect. Secretly a hoe. Probably wears glasses.

Guy 1: "Holy Jesus of Nazahryth!"

Guy 2: "Don't you mean Nazareth?"

by sneeze flakes June 30, 2019