snake's definitions

Lando

A traitorous person who has led the enemy you you.

(From Spaced Season 2, episode 2: Back)

You Lando

by Snake December 7, 2004

merc

1) Despite what that American idiot who requested it to be deleted said, people do actually use this as slang for a Mercedes.

2) Mercenary

1) Lads, I pissed on a Merc last night. Goddamn yuppie bastards.

2) Fuck it, let's just hire a Merc to kill him.

by Snake January 30, 2005

F.T.I.

Fuck The Industry

support tech n9ne with the FTI!!!
www.therealtechn9ne.com/asp2/fti.asp

by snake April 28, 2003

Spud

A general nickname for anyone who has a tendency to be a bit slow. Usually, this nickname will go to someone by the name of Murphy.

The original Spud was Joe "Spud" Murphy, founder of the Tayto crisp company and inventor of the Cheese and Onion crisp.

The Spud from Trainspotting was also a Murphy.

Oi! Spud! Get over here!

by Snake December 11, 2005

Bollollocks

Used in a situation that isn't bad enough to warrant using the word fuck, but causes more frustration than is required for using bollocks

Oh, bollollocks, I just dropped this insanely heavy box on my foot

by Snake July 9, 2004

Si! He dejado en libertad los prisoneros y ahora vengo por tis!

Spanish for "Yes! I have freed your prisoners and have now come for you!"

Made famous by Guybrush Threepwood in Monkey Island.

"Madre de dios! It's El Pollo Diablo."
(Acoustic guitar bit)
"Si! He dejado en libertad los prisoneros y ahora vengo por tis!"

by Snake February 22, 2005

TIMMY!

What you shout to your friend should he be called Timmy

Yo! TIMMY! Hey, it's TIMMY!

by Snake July 12, 2004