snake's definitions
by Snake April 25, 2004
Get the buff nutmug. A portable MP3 player made by Apple.What stupid people call all MP3 players.A complete piece of shite. Original versions had a battery that was impossible to remove without reworking the PCB. The damn thing is the worst example of the Marlboro Lights culture in that it comes in minimalist stylings. Do yourselves a favour and get something made by Creative instead.
by Snake September 25, 2005
Get the iPodmug. The Greatest Soldier of the 20th century. The father of Solid, Liquid and Solidus Snake, resulting from the Les Enfants Terribles (The terrible children) project. Originally known as Naked Snake, he earned the name Big Boss after defeating his mentor, the Boss, during Operation Snake Eater. Lost his right eye during said operation.
Founded FOXHOUND in the early 1970s, he subsequently betrayed the United States, probably due to their betrayal of his mentor. Founded Outer Heaven and built Metal Gear, a nuclear-equipped walking battle tank, based on an earlier version which he himself had destroyed. Was defeated by his son, Solid Snake and went into hiding until 4 years later when he became general commander of Zanzibar land. Was defeated by Snake in hand-to-hand combat.
Founded FOXHOUND in the early 1970s, he subsequently betrayed the United States, probably due to their betrayal of his mentor. Founded Outer Heaven and built Metal Gear, a nuclear-equipped walking battle tank, based on an earlier version which he himself had destroyed. Was defeated by his son, Solid Snake and went into hiding until 4 years later when he became general commander of Zanzibar land. Was defeated by Snake in hand-to-hand combat.
by Snake March 9, 2005
Get the Big Bossmug. Slang for a Fiat Punto. Generally driven by knackers, scobes and boy racers, though most of the aforementioned are usually one and the same. As a result, they are cheap, unreliable and rust after a few years.
See also Honda Civic.
See also Honda Civic.
by Snake February 1, 2006
Get the Social Welfare Mobilemug. Holla at me XX's.
by snake June 14, 2004
Get the XXmug. 1) And in other news, U.S. army Green Berets killed 14 Iraqi civilians in an attack today.....
2) This group of soldiers has been isolated from their unit. Let's see if we can offer them a hand.....or a knife.
2) This group of soldiers has been isolated from their unit. Let's see if we can offer them a hand.....or a knife.
by Snake March 7, 2005
Get the green beretmug. Ah ah! I know what you're thinking punk. You're thinking 'did he fire six shots or only five?'. Well, to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and can blow your head clean off, you'd better ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well? Do ya? Punk!
(Loud gunshot)
(Loud gunshot)
by Snake July 18, 2004
Get the Magnummug.