smurf's definitions

abishai

Abishai are demonic creatures from a different plane of existance. they look like animated catherdral gargoyles. Abishai come in two types- white and red.

The abishai are creatures not to be messed with.

by Smurf August 17, 2004

Half-elf

Half-elves are the children of elves and humans. They combine many of the best features of both races, having the lingevity of elves as well as the inquisitive nature of humans. However, half-elves never feel quite at home in either human or elven society.

half-elves are almost perfect... almost.

by smurf August 23, 2004

remorhaz

remorhazes are polar creatures capable of living in frigid enviornments. they generate tremendous amounts of heat, allowing them to burrow through ice and snow quickly and making them deadly opponents for anyone without fire.

ice cold killing machine

by smurf August 17, 2004

handbag house

A type of House music. Handbag house consists of the obligatory disco diva lyrics, simple four-on-the-floor TR-909 kick drums, hi-hats on the upbeats, Basic synth stabs in a minor key, and sometimes a snare on beats two and four. Videos often feature the singer in a leather costume dancing around while a sculpted bald black man gyrates his hips whilst also attempting to look threatening. Its name comes from the phenomenon of a group of women dancing around a pile of their handbags.

Damn son this handbag house shit is GAY!

by Smurf May 17, 2007

chumbra

A chumbra is a spectral creature that will not attack if left unprovoked.

its a scary monster that can kill easily

by Smurf August 17, 2004

atarus

an evil bastard

atarus's challenge could only have come from an evil bastard like him.

by Smurf March 3, 2004

Aasimar

Aisimars are the descendents of a union between mortals and celestial beings, and they carry some trace of their devine heritage.

Most Aasimars are fitted to become someone who helps people, like a paladin, or cleric.

by smurf August 22, 2004