smurf's definitions

bugbear

Bugbears are the largest of the goblinoids. these huge creatures tower over the battlefield, srtiking terror into all who see them. like many large creatures bugbears are both helped and hindered by their great size. their tremendous strength makes them wrecking machines in combat, but drops their armor class making them more vulnerable.

A bugbear is like an enlarged goblin.

by Smurf August 17, 2004

drider

Driders are Drow/Spider combinations that look like warped centaurs. driders are adept at moving through webs and entangling foes whenever possible.

they are like centaurs but drow and spider

by Smurf August 17, 2004

duck

1. a small flying bird that is very tasty with a pancake roll, plum sauce and spring onions.
2. a term used to warn someone of incoming danger.

Duck you idiot that turnip is going to hit you!

by smurf June 15, 2004

Captain Ambiguous

A slang term for a person who is overly broad or vague in conversation.

A conversation with "Captain Ambiguous" might go something like this.

You "So what do you do for a living?"
Him "Business"
You "With who?"
Him "People"
You "Where do you work?"
Him "Places"
You "How much do you make?"
Him "Enough"

by Smurf May 17, 2007

eatpoo

An online art community known for being a little on the wild side.

Wow those guys over at eatpoo are sure good artists/

by Smurf August 18, 2003

water elemental

water elementals are the opposite of fire elementals. often look like giant fish.

the water elemental is quite scary

by Smurf August 17, 2004

greenie

slang for Asenlix, diet pill form Mexico used by athletes as stimulant or to fight fatigue. Swallowed, snorted, or mixed w/ coffee.

Yo, Bart, bust me out a greenie before game time so I can get right...

by smurf February 6, 2004