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one hit wonder 

Gangam style was a one hit wonder for psy. No one knows any of his other songs, only that one.

snapchat 

An app that constantly bans people because it’s run by oppressive and authoritarian bots
I was banned from snapchat on 3 occasions despite not doing anything wrong because their moderation is so oppressive.

Justin bieber 

You people make me sick all you do is bash justin. is there anything that he has done right in your eyes? He has not RUINED music it is booming for all you morons out there. Some of you even make him out to be hitler how can you possibly do that? hitler was evil, he murdered millions of jews how does justin even come near that?!
Justin bieber didnt ruin music you godamn idiots

call of duty 

A series of games that has become a sellout, especially cod mobile.
The last proper call of duty before Activision sold out was world at war. Cod ghosts had a nice campaign but was leaning a bit into the sellout category, as it was too short and not cheap. cod mobile is an absolute sellout. Don’t get me started on the rigged EOMM, stupid mythic weapons and other aspects that make it a sellout.

bleriot XI 

The oldest airworthy aircraft in the world, built in 1909.
The bleriot XI is from 1909 but is still considered airworthy and can fly today despite being over 110 years old.

HTC dream 

The first ever android smartphone. The screen slid up to reveal a physical keyboard underneath, as early smartphones were undecided about retaining a keyboard and also having a touchscreen
The HTC dream was a historic object.

Tenerife disaster

On the 27th march, 1977, two 747s collided and 583 people died. They were a KLM 747-206B and a Pan Am 747-121. The cause was low visibility, rushing to take off and poor communication. 70 initially survived but 9 died due to injuries later so 61 survived in the end.
The Tenerife disaster was the worst aviation accident in history.