Definitions by smoke muffin

Brongo 

Means brother or friend or similar.

Edward: "Hey, brother, how're you?
Connor: "I don't know, brongo, what 'bout you?"

Brongo by smoke muffin August 18, 2023

Puttock 

A person who's obloid face looks to be that of a buttock-like ##### who likes ######## in the #######.

Person 1: Hey don't be such a fockin' Puttock man..."
There was no Person 1.

Puttock by smoke muffin August 10, 2023

I like Joe Biden. He is a good president. 

Two words that would never come out of anyone's mouth unless they have been taking hallucinogenic shrooms.

Dave: So, Gonzales, th-th-th-this is what shroooooooo-oooooooooo-oooooooms are like, and I (hic) like 'em.
Gonzales: I like Joe Biden. He is a good president. (Hic) And the Earth is flat. (Hic)

I like Joe Biden. He is a good president. by smoke muffin July 12, 2021

Figaro, figaro! 

It is something a bored English person would say to absentmindedly make fun of Italians for winning the UEFA Euro 2020 finals.

ITALIAN PERSON: We did-a win-a the UEFA Euro 20-a-20 finals. We are not-a going to the dog pizza house-a!
ENGLISH PERSON: Yeah, man, Figaro, figaro!

Figaro, figaro! by smoke muffin July 12, 2021

But, uh....! 

This phrase is mostly used when one does not know what to say but wants to end the conversation that is currently going on. It is to be said while thinking of something else to say.

BORING PERSON: So, aren't supermarket prices so high these days?? Eh
BORED PERSON: Yes, But, uh....!

But, uh....! by smoke muffin June 18, 2021

Hell-by-Date 

A hypothetical kind of life-clock that would show the exact date of death of any evil/Hell-bound individual. This device is still undergoing construction.

A person who is paying a huge price for rent or something might say, "Hey when's my landlord's Hell-by-date?"
And the answer would automatically be, "June 27, 2999."

Hell-by-Date by smoke muffin June 18, 2021