Definitions by smithers john

Family Night  

Mother and Father who makes their kids stay home on Saturday to play a Foreign Dice Game.

"Hey Pat can you come out and do something?"

"No its Family Night I have to play a Foreign Dice Game with my family. Its so much fun. See you later."

Family Night by Smithers john January 31, 2009

Jizzed In My Pants 

Someone who gets overly excited or horny and they ejaculate in their pants.

"Zack what are you making that face for? You look really horny and we are in an all boys school. Your scaring me."

"Dude I feel so good I just Jizzed In My Pants."

Jizzed In My Pants by Smithers john January 31, 2009

Hairy Tunnel

A girl who`s Vagina is so loose she can fit almost anything in there.

"Lets go upstairs and have sex Ashley"
"Alright lets go"
"Just to warn you I have a Very loose vagina. Its like a Hairy Tunnel I can fit a lot of things in there."

Hairy Tunnel by Smithers john January 31, 2009

Top Jew 

Person at Jewish wedding who sits on chair and is lifted up so he can feel like the Top Jew

"Man when I got lifted up on that chair at my wedding I felt like the Top Jew."

Top Jew by Smithers john January 31, 2009