tardgile 

When old companies try to be agile but employ the same retards to transform the company and somehow expect to get a different result they are being tardgile.

Our new cio heard the term agile so he got the same tards that championed waterfall processes for years to make the old processes agile and expects them to be something other than tardgile.

tardgile by slogson June 5, 2014

Tardilepsy 

A condition in which the sufferer falls asleep while watching movies, whether alone or with friends.

She can tell you the beginning of movies, but nothing about what happened towards the end, because she was stricken by her acute tardilepsy.

S'anna: What's wrong with Corbach? She's missing the best part of the movie!

Amber: Oh, she's just tardileptic. You can't expect her to -not- fall asleep during any given movie.

Tardilepsy by S'anna Saxon November 26, 2011