sloan's definitions

skroose

aged, gone bad, past ones prime

The milk has gone skroose

by Sloan October 29, 2004

gaffle

to detained, tie up, usually with ill intentions

"I'm like baffled, they got me gaffled, with the duct tape
So I remain raw, in come this chainsaw" -- ICe Cube

by Sloan January 25, 2003

virgy

a zest for life

The way she tears it up on the dance floor shows that that girl's got virgy.

by sloan March 30, 2003

NOetf

Acronym meaning (adj): NOT OLD ENOUGH TO FUCK

Referring to adolescents who are clearly too young to engage in physical relations of the sexual nature.

The knee-jerk reaction to scream out "NOeft" in public when two prostitots are dry humping on the street.

Debbie had long awaited losing her virginity on the eve of junior prom, desperately trying to ignore her conscience pounding..."NOetf...NoETf...noEFT."

by Sloan June 3, 2014

assminer

Someone who mines asses, sometimes with hat.

Check out Sanchez. What an assminer.

by Sloan September 28, 2003