slick rick's definitions

Goard

Zero brain cells. Was gifted 10 inches soft by god but doesn’t get any use

Can’t see why Ande gets all the girls he is dumber than a goard

by Slick Rick May 18, 2019

Medford Memorial Middle School

middle school full of a bunch of little douche bags that have nothing better to do then give eachother head under cafeteria tables. These kids are screewed when they get to shawnee.

alyssa blew john under a table. hahaha!

by Slick Rick April 6, 2005

podium

very kool and well respected

yea ur a good guy/girl, you are podium in my book.

by slick rick April 10, 2005

AC-Schnitzer

A reputable tuner of BMW motorcars

AC-Schnitzer will transform your plebian 5 series wagon into a fly sleeper for a mere $10Gs

by slick rick April 15, 2005

phantom friend

You are doing a girl from behind while she is facing a window. You pull out and your friend resumes for you while the girl still thinks its you. You then walk outside, and wave to the girl through the window, therefore telling the girl that it is no longer you fucking her.

Yo bitch you wanna come over and pull the phantom friend on my girl.

by Slick Rick February 16, 2005

HNS

Abbreviation for Hard Nipple Syndrome

When you nipples get perky in the cold, or during excitement.

"wow, you have some serious HNS goin on, those things are almost rippin through your shirt"

by slick rick June 16, 2003