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Definitions by sinbad_duke_of_east_los

lucy goosey 

a girl who is touchy, frightened & careful
lucy goosey white girl wouldn't let me drive her butt so we did a panty job!!!

door bumpers 

bullet bras & Cone Bras & BIG UNS
WOW that ACME Looniversity gal has beautiful door bumpers !

bag balm 

green 10 oz tin can used for chapped conditions & treatment of irritated breasts.
For many years Bag Balm has been a girls best friend. I always take a can to Huntington Beach & give my girl friend a good bag balm rub mixed with sun tan oil !!! Love

new broom 

new company manager ( aka new boss !!!)
new broom said " all right people if you have more than 10 years with this company pack your bags you are fired !!!.

bean jar sex 

When we have sex my girl puts one bean into a jar. The jar is called bean jar sex.
( most jars = 1,000 beans ) It takes about 3 ker jars to make one baby!!!

eternal companion

no such thing unless you wear your byu underwear
now my eternal companion lets be kinky and trade underwear.

locked box 

inventor the internet also said put your money in locked box.
my babe has a locked box. I said, " Did you put Money it? ".