sidmon69's definitions

loaded gloves

When a boxer removes the padding Inside the gloves for maximum impact ie Collins vs Resto

Mayweather won the fight because he had Loaded gloves, automatic disqualification from match

by sidmon69 October 20, 2019

buddy sitter

when you have to take care of your belligerently drunk friend; and keep him or her from harm thus scewing up your night.

Man I would have hooked up with that girl but I ended up having to be a buddy sitter to john.

by sidmon69 March 16, 2013

#1 dad salute

When you flip off your dad because you’re pissed at him

My dad gave me grief about my grades so I gave him the #1 dad Salute

by sidmon69 October 24, 2019

Off label

When someone who should be medicated for bi-polar or schizophrenia doesn't take their medication; or chooses to go the holistic way through vitamin or mineral pills. (Adj)

Suzzie is angry with me for breaking up with her she came and slashed my tires; bitch is off label.

by sidmon69 October 6, 2019

unicorn trainer

A woman who has a gift of having men ejaculate very quickly. Often porn stars are considered Unicorn trainers. They can often fuck and ejaculate several men at once. She’s often referred to as a unicorn trainer because of the shape of a man’s erect penis as compared to a unicorns horns.

That chick is definitely a Unicorn trainer, My dick is still sore.

by sidmon69 March 30, 2020