shooooteh 's definitions

fough

Verb - When you flatulate or 'fart' and cough simultanously. The technique can be used to cover up the sound of tearing ass by means of a cough, however quite often the cough or flatulance are often reciprocatory, that is, either one often times will cause the onset of the other.
foughed, fouging, fougher

You ever been in a meeting with Walker after lunch, he's a serial fougher.
Man, did you catch when Bryce foughed during that presentation, he didnt fool me.

by shooooteh November 10, 2004

faugh

Verb - When you flatulate or 'fart' and laugh simultanously. The technique can be used to either cover up the sound of tearing ass by means of a laugh, however quite often the laugh or flatulance are often reciprocatory, that is either one often times will cause the onset of the other.
faughed, fauging, faugher

You ever been in a meeting with Bob after lunch, he's a serial faugher.
Man, did you catch when bob faughed during that presentation, he didnt fool me.

by shooooteh November 10, 2004

fuck stick

The fun pole, meat stick, bang rod, hammer, throbbing man sword, love drill, joy stick, one eyed squirrel, pink snake, beef drill, purple headed yogurt slinger, scream machine, daddy's little monster, brother's oscar meyer fire engine, meat helmet, hooded warrior, stiff peter, the john thomas, wife's best friend, peercy, love rocket,the chairman of the board, man steak, cunt buster, hymen battering ram, f-14 tom cat, afvagistan tomahawk, purple steel, russel the love mussel, twig and berries, .38 special, bannana juice, spit launcher, caped crusader, 18 inch alabama black snake, ram rod, anal bloody mary maker, that thing you shove in a cunt, dick, the difference maker, man sausage, sweat bullet, 6 oz marbled rib eye, little slice of heaven, fishing pole, brown trout, pink eel, anal emanicpator, dragon, red rocket, purple headed warrior, saturday night surprise, that thing you love to hate, pleasure seeker, spanky, battle axe, man mellon, baby arm, pussy food, love stick, piston honda, teenage tear maker, pink cannoli stuffer, HBI Hot Beef Injection, the veiny bratwurst, the miracle maker, love cannon, glue shooter, man pipe, my number one employee, the defendant, the weasel, cock.

After i fed her seven 11 dollar martinis, i drove her home and showed her my fuck stick.
That kid is such a fuck stick

by shooooteh November 28, 2004

Cock Chef

An expert in the field of marinatng, massaging, and beating meat. All in the quest for excellence in the field of cock preparation. A true practioner of the arts of man meat.

I heard that guy smokes pole, that he's a real cock chef.

by shooooteh February 4, 2005

chum pot

Noun - A word used to describe a woman's vagina during menstruation in a sexual context.

Adjective - A derogatory term used to describe some one meaning a menstruating vagina.

Etymology -
The term is believed to be based on the idea of a pot full of bloody fish parts (chum) which are typically used when fishing for carniverous fish, such as blue fish or sharks.

i.e. N. Remeber that chick i was talking to at the bar? She had the chum pot going on, i had to wear a rubber and a garbage bag to complete the mission.

Adj . Bill stole my pizza, that guy is a real chum pot.

by shooooteh January 24, 2005

angry cobra

When a male of the homo sapiens erectus genealogy attempts to fornicate himself by means of oral stimulation, one can observe that when this is attempted from a sitting position the craning neck and back of the man will resemble that of a cobra who is defending itself or preparing to strike at prey.

ex 1: Walker is so gay that he probably has to angry cobra himself to blow a load.
ex 2: Wonder how he hurt his neck? Probably attempting the angry cobra.

by shooooteh October 26, 2004

Pepto Bomb

When you wake up puking and shitting your brains out, you drop a shot of pepto in a red bull and gun it to make a quick recovery.

Yo OD, I got so fucked up last night i think i ate some bad street meat late night. i havent left the shitter in an hour and my legs are numb. I need to rip a pepto bomb and get the fuck to work.

by shooooteh January 9, 2009