cheese churne

An unclean penis that constantly omits a cheesy odour.

I'm cancelling Amsterdam Pete, your cheese churner smells shocking.

by shockin burt June 23, 2017

Lizards tongue

When your semen flies out of your penis with such ferocity that it resembles a lizards tongue.

Joe: hey Pete, what's that in dirty Di's hair?
Pete: I've just taken her in cubicle 2 and fired my lizards tongue in her haircut.
Joe: Shockin
Pete: fuck off ya nondescript.
Joe: Alrighty.

by shockin burt June 12, 2018

cheese churner

A penis that produces copious amounts if smegma.

A. Yo, what's that smell?
B. I think its Pete's cheese churner!
A. Shockin'

by shockin burt December 06, 2017

Lizards tongue

Jissum that flies out of a penis for a considerable length......like a lizards tongue.

Matt: where's Pete gone?
Lukey: he's gone in cubicle 2 to fire his lizards tongue in Dirty Di's hair.
Matt: Marvellous.

by shockin burt June 02, 2018