A 4'8", 120kg unit who bumps UK Drill at full volume, worships Cole Palmer like a prophet, and reps Chelsea FC harder than their ultras. Always seen with a crispy fade-mullet combo and unshakable confidence that he’s “skinny” — despite physics saying otherwise.
Shlud: "I love CP, COLE PALMER I LOVE HIM. HE WAS IN CENCH'S TIKTOK"
Person: "Oh he is such a shlud, look at his fresh fade."
Person: "Oh he is such a shlud, look at his fresh fade."
by shludlover July 31, 2025
Get the Shludmug. A weird french bloke, who has had two motor accidents in less than four months. Clueless by nature, but one of the best blokes ever.
by shludlover August 28, 2025
Get the Anshludmug. by shludlover September 1, 2025
Get the give it a shludmug. A person who has dealt with a lot of emotional abuse and takes it out by saying "Shlud" constantly to distract himself from his internal pain. Also there is a VooDoo doll of him out there.
by shludlover August 18, 2025
Get the Sick In The Sebmug. Oh the lurk, oh the glow. A bloke he needs to pull his head in and get grip, but physically is not unable to. Can't read social cues.
by shludlover July 31, 2025
Get the Gobbomug. Shludlover is the siege name of one of the best siege players of all time Anshlud. Unmatched with his 0.3 KD he could sell any game even in a 5 v 1, he would throw a C4 at his whole team accidently and ruin the game.
by shludlover August 28, 2025
Get the Shludlovermug. A terrible phrase that Shludemy tries to reason than Shlud, when in reality it is an emblem of his delusion. It is utter jibber jabber and an illogical phrase that pales in comparison to the word Shlud.
Shludemy: "Stop saying shlud, it's not a real word. Give it a goog and you'll see it doesn't exist.
Person 1: "Mate you're too far gone, you're delusion get a grip."
Person 1: "Mate you're too far gone, you're delusion get a grip."
by shludlover August 28, 2025
Get the Give it a googmug.