rib wood

term to describe the quasi- sexual stirrings a man experiences upon smelling slow cooked ribs

Kevin and Charlie entered the flagrant kitchen,smelled the slow cooked ribs, and immediately sprung rib wood.

by sheila in the car July 04, 2009

front load

drinking alcohol of any kind before heading out to a party

Paul arrived at the party with a foreign package because he had the foreskin to front load before he got there.

by sheila in the car January 11, 2009

Swelter in place

From the law enforcement term regarding safety measure known as Shelter in Place...Swelter in Place is the situation one finds oneself in when faced with a heat wave and no air conditioning or when engaging in a sauna.

The never ending high summer temperatures caused many to Swelter in Place.

by sheila in the car August 07, 2018

platoonic

term which best describes the asexual relationship between a male and female in the military.....

The relationship between the female marine and the male marine was strictly platoonic....

by sheila in the car July 01, 2011

Amni-idiotic fluid

The uterine fluid which supports a fetus within the womb of an absolute moron mother to be...

See Snooki

It was a safe bet any spawn coming from her amni-idiotic fluid

would not be a rocket scientist.

by sheila in the car June 11, 2012

good uniform,bad helmet

term used to describe a member of the opposite sex who is considered blessed in body type but in face ,not so much..............

As the evening wore on and Paul feared coming up short, he made an executive decision to relax his standards and consider anyone with a good uniform,bad helmet.

by sheila in the car January 12, 2010

homeboozed

Having a parent or parents who would rather you and your friends drink under their roof than outside the home where they can't supervise you or join in....

By the time he arrived at college Paul already had two years of being homeboozed.

by sheila in the car March 31, 2009