sheila in the car's definitions

slothmachine

disparaging term used by the very real or

" manly "gamblers at a casino ,who prefer gaming which involves skill,difficulty and great risk ,to describe that of the lowest and laziest form of gambling known as the slotmachine.

It took the casino manager and the rest of my family three days to notice my Aunt Vera had actually passed away while hanging on to the arm of the slothmachine.

by sheila in the car April 16, 2010

satan's urine

white wine

After drinking a boatload of satan's urine Sally engaged in a drink and dial .

by sheila in the car May 17, 2009

a see through

a martini

Paul ordered a see through as soon as he finished his day at the seminar.....

by sheila in the car July 5, 2011

that ship has sailed

term oft used to establish an opportunity lost

Ever hopeful he would get back together with his girlfriend,Paul finally realized "that ship has sailed" when he heard she married another.

by sheila in the car June 20, 2009

crumbledrag

The feeling when you look down at the front of your sweater or look across the table at your date's sweater to find more food on it than on the plate.

Mark experienced crumbledrag when he noticed his blind date's top was covered with bits of her doughnut and in disgust he blurted"Be careful you're getting some of that in your mouth."

by sheila in the car January 13, 2019

perrenial partygoer

someone who would go to the opening of an envelope(rimshot)
See Paris Hilton,the late great Martin Slobotkin of Boston

I can only aspire to be a perrenial partygoer....

by sheila in the car June 22, 2009

Pussy Head

When a guy turns his world upside down and throws his past under a bus to be with the woman he loves..

Harry's life choices are suspect because he clearly has a royal case of pussy head.

by sheila in the car March 8, 2021