sheila in the car's definitions

scholarship

getting something,anything for nothing....

Knowing the bartender as well as he did meant Paul was on full scholarship for his drinks for the night

by sheila in the car May 10, 2009

boner insurance

Stringing your present girlfriend along until you can find a new and improved one.....

Even though she made him mental,Paul made sure he had boner insurance by dating his present girlfriend until he could find a better replacement.

by sheila in the car September 23, 2011

Steve jobbed

Term best describing the misfortune of being cut down in the prime of one's life and genius....

At the funeral, all Paul's friends felt he had gotten totally Steve jobbed...

by sheila in the car October 22, 2011

Nunderwear

The antithesis of lingerie. Purely functional bra and underpants which send a

clear signal there will be "nun" of this and "nun" of that....

Sally's mother was forever purchasing nunderwear for her.

by sheila in the car May 16, 2013

yo-yo dieting

non medical term to describe the act of taking off weight and putting it right back on only to begin the cycle once again....

At the funeral home Carl's friends were overheard remarking that, instead of engaging in yo-yo dieting,he should have just picked a weight and stayed with it.....

by sheila in the car June 21, 2009

boastagram

those offensive,gag inducing and "unreadable" seasonal letters sent out to tell the world how great you and your family are doing

Unfortunately, every Christmas my uncle sends us a boastagram with the latest on his kid's successes

by sheila in the car October 31, 2008

that ship has sailed

term oft used to establish an opportunity lost

Ever hopeful he would get back together with his girlfriend,Paul finally realized "that ship has sailed" when he heard she married another.

by sheila in the car June 20, 2009