Irish math

leprechaun-like ability to calculate to a number which best suits your needs.

Seamus relied on Irish math to:

a.)provide the correct number of drinks he had to the officer.

b.)advise his mother his first born did indeed arrive 9 months after the wedding

by sheila in the car May 10, 2009

terrocious

a combination of the word terrible and atrocious this term is used to describe the ultimate worst of something /anything....

See word combinations such as ginormous,fugly,
guaranf'intee

Carl expected to go to jail for his latest crime because he knew his criminal record was absolutely terrocious.

by sheila in the car December 05, 2010

go fat early

The time honored and respected credo of a young man who wishes to get a quick sexual hit out of the way and still make it back for last call with his crew.

Both Paul and Carl decided that on Friday night they would"go fat early" so they would still have time to
catch the west coast game with their buddies at the bar.

by sheila in the car December 19, 2009

off script

term used to describe the occasion when one "goes rogue"and acts in a manner not contemplated or planned...

Carl went off script when he stripped to his underwear while at the bar with the guys...

by sheila in the car December 30, 2009

festival of fights

name for any holiday celebrated by a dysfunctional family

Paul was not looking forward to leaving college to head back home to be with his family for the festival of fights

by sheila in the car November 24, 2010

run it through the garden

slang/term used when requesting to include a full host of condiments/pickles/onions/tomatoes /lettuce in your sandwich order.

When asked how he wanted his roast beef sandwich ,Carl responded..."run it through the garden".

by sheila in the car June 20, 2009

Blender Fluid

Any type of frozen drink or smoothie concoction

Sally admitted she was a blender fluid girl in her preference of drinks

by sheila in the car June 14, 2019