sheila in the car's definitions

Grief hog

The family member whose theatrics and over the top reaction to the loss of the loved one in the family is an effort to seek all the attention and to show everyone the death has hit them the hardest.

Figures the sibling who never cared for or visited our parent in life turned into a total grief hog at the funeral .

by sheila in the car September 2, 2018

slothmachine

disparaging term used by the very real or

" manly "gamblers at a casino ,who prefer gaming which involves skill,difficulty and great risk ,to describe that of the lowest and laziest form of gambling known as the slotmachine.

It took the casino manager and the rest of my family three days to notice my Aunt Vera had actually passed away while hanging on to the arm of the slothmachine.

by sheila in the car April 16, 2010

a see through

a martini

Paul ordered a see through as soon as he finished his day at the seminar.....

by sheila in the car July 5, 2011

satan's urine

white wine

After drinking a boatload of satan's urine Sally engaged in a drink and dial .

by sheila in the car May 17, 2009

captain bringdown

pejorative term used to best describe the guy at the party who kills the mood with a depressing story

The soiree quickly went south when Carl ,aka "captain bringdown",
mentioned his
puppy died.
See "Debbie Downer"

by sheila in the car June 9, 2009

that ship has sailed

term oft used to establish an opportunity lost

Ever hopeful he would get back together with his girlfriend,Paul finally realized "that ship has sailed" when he heard she married another.

by sheila in the car June 20, 2009

platoonic

term which best describes the asexual relationship between a male and female in the military.....

The relationship between the female marine and the male marine was strictly platoonic....

by sheila in the car July 1, 2011