a take off of the term "event planner" , this term is used to describe one who has absolutely no clue how to give a fun party,arrange a successful gathering, plan a vacation or tour or coordinate any kind of happening time..........
Sally became known as a non-event planner when she arranged for a group tour to visit a museum featuring the history of needlepoint only to arrive to discover it was closed.
by sheila in the car October 14, 2010
Finding its origin in the legal term res judicata (meaning forever barred) ,res judicootie references one's successful treatment of head lice or nits, fleas and the like....
Following two weeks of torturous treatment,little Sally was hoping to declare res judicootie on her case of head lice.
by sheila in the car December 26, 2011
An aviation term which has gained mainstream usage to describe the unfortunate event of two planes flying so close within an airspace that a passenger of one plane can be heard asking why the passenger of the other is getting steak for dinner.
by sheila in the car December 19, 2009
term used to describe a son or daughter who hit life's lottery by being spawned by a rich/successful and generous father
Paul's ascendance to the CEO position of his father's company made it official....he was a "thank you dad" kid.
by sheila in the car June 13, 2010
Regardless of age ,race or creed,the pimple you can pretty much bank on heading in your direction before any of life's major events.Not suprisingly,the size of said pimple being in direct correlation to the personal importance of the pending event.
Just days before his appearance on TV, Paul's worse fears were realized with the advent of a prom zit .
by sheila in the car February 07, 2010
term which aptly describes the status of a husband who is in mondo big trouble with the misses ....
(see David Letterman, Sen. John Edwards)
(see David Letterman, Sen. John Edwards)
After three days of observing him awaken for work from his office couch, the entire office knew Paul was officially out of the big bed....
by sheila in the car October 06, 2009
term which rivals "eat,pray,love" and is used to aptly describe a man's journey of discovery and quest for personal fulfillment........
The sequel to "eat,pray love" dealing with man's similar introspective journey for contentment is to be called eat,drink,fart.
by sheila in the car August 12, 2010