butt-monkey

A monkey that lives in somebody's butt, or a very pesky person who you want to feed to a rabid Mako shark.

Stop being such a butt-monkey and help me clean this garage!

by Shawn B. May 22, 2003

sniggle

To giggle in an immature but barely audible fashion at something.

As Prissy McStuffshirt strode across the cafeteria with blood-stained toilet paper stuck to her shoe, Ivy and Marie could do nothing but sniggle and point.

by Shawn B. November 28, 2003

the ugly baby

It's Yugioh!

Ugly Baby! Whoa Whoa whoa... Ugly Baby!

by Shawn B. October 28, 2003

to lord it up

To show off something very costly, usually done by walking around like a stuck-up brat in front of the person(s) you're trying to impress or spouting lame phrases like,' Look, it's real Gucci !'

Everytime Suzette gest something new, she likes to lord it up in front of her relatives. She stopped doing this when her Fendi purse 'disappeared' at the family reunion 3 years ago...

by Shawn B. June 05, 2003

liquid rope

What you get when you cook Ramen Noodles for too long; said of the texture and appearance.

Ack! That's not dinner; it's liquid rope! (Quit giggling, Tim, I didn't mean *that* liquid rope XD)

by Shawn B. October 13, 2003

wannabe patriotism

A movement that began the day after 9/11: Thousands of people who normally could care less about America suddenly decided to post flags and the words 'God Bless America' on every inch of their property. This led to the sickening influx of flags on houses, cars, beach towels, trailers, etc., as well as the moronic attempt to rid our culture of everything that originally came from some other place.

Thankfully, wannabe patriotism isn't as rampant as it was a year ago, but it's still out there...

by Shawn B. June 07, 2003

dumbknocker

Somebody who keeps knocking on your door, even if you've already invited them in. See retard or nimrod.

Otis is such a dumbknocker; I've already said, 'Come in' 5 times and he's still knocking at the door like a total idiot.

by Shawn B. April 15, 2003