NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Phrase shouted when all does NOT go as planned, or when the subject is feeling extreme dismay.
A- Oh,crap! the computer's dead! And I forgot to save my term paper...the one that's due in six hours! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

B- RatchetBoo: Uhhhhhh...Shawn, I've got bad news. Remember that school that's been begging you to go there? They put this in your bed...
*gives me the head of a saluki dog*

Me-NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
by Shawn B. June 01, 2003
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dead jellyfish

An ugly bra found in stores; usually found in sizes 36DDD and up.
The fat girl in my gym class gets stuck wearing dead jellyfish, while the thinner girls wear normal bras.
by Shawn B. April 09, 2003
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^

Very useful signal that is typed when one pushes Shift and 6. It has many uses, some of which include:
1- An eye for the following emoticons: ^_^ and ^*^

2- A caret (symbol denoting that something is to be inserted somewhere)

3- Upwards arrow

4- Showing exponents (7^.5597)

5. Goes over random letters (usually vowels) in the French, German, and Hungarian languages (aka the circumflex)
by Shawn B. October 20, 2003
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The Last Day of School

The best frikkin day of the entire school year; it symbolizes 3 months of freedom from idiot classmates, homework, and crackmonkey security guards.
Everybody can enjoy the last day of school, from little preschoolers to collegs students.
by Shawn B. June 02, 2003
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Can be said about someone seriously lacking brain activity.
Me- You'll never believe what Lil Kurt did today!
Evil Tim- What did he do? Did he try to marry a donkey again?
Me- No, it's even more idiotic than that... the boy tried to launch himself into orbit by supergluing some Roman Candles to his butt! He's in the hospital now for severe rectal burns.
Evil Tim- Man, he's dumber than a sack of dirty underwear...
by Shawn B. September 21, 2003
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The UrbanParadox

Basically, The UrbanParadox states that most sex/violence/racism/ related defintions get higher votes than those that are informative/jokes/non-controversial.
none needed
by Shawn B. October 20, 2003
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Vegan

One who tries not to eat ANY animal products, not even milk or cheese.
I've never seen a vegan around.
by Shawn B. June 10, 2003
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