Definitions by shanikalex vern

Homodisown 

When you are disowned by your family because you are a HOMO

For what you have done to yourself you are homodisowned.

Homodisown by shanikalex vern October 27, 2010

crank jank winebottle 

fucking a girl while you are licking her pussy at the same time. Also she is jerking off your cock with her feet. All this is happening while you are at a fancy dinner.

Dude, while we were at Red lobster last night me and my girlfriend did the crank jank winebottle.

crank jank winebottle by shanikalex vern October 1, 2010

fudge watcher 

Watching your roomate hook up with a chick/dude while eating a fudgy treat. For example, a brownie sundae from Friendly's or another ice cream distributer.

Yo did you see Tom last night?
No, why?
He was being such a fucking fudge watcher.

fudge watcher by shanikalex vern October 1, 2010