shane aisbett's definitions

slut muffin

a muffin that let itself get eaten by everyone

man at least 15 people have had a bite of that slut muffin

by shane aisbett June 25, 2004

moon cricket

Well i dont know about the rest of you but to me moon cricket is a game, namely cricket that is played after dark, usually on the beach and usually while drunk

It was four a.m. we were all drunk after watching australia flog england in the ashes again so we went down st kilda beach to play some moon cricket

by shane aisbett June 30, 2004

X Box

An term only found in melbourne as a mock christmas greeting by people who have had enough of this christmas shopping crap.

Its christmas your trying to find a chicken dancing elmo the guy next to you grabs the last one and laughs at you so you punch him in the face and yell "Why dont you fuck off and have a merry x box!!!" possibly followed by "ya cunt"

by shane aisbett June 24, 2004

fuck sponge

a household utensil which when taken out with you will allow you to soak up all people who are just out for a root and take them home

i was out on the piss last night and came home with a fully loaded fuck sponge overflowing with people to bang

by shane aisbett June 25, 2004

x box

box of the female kind that used to belong to you but is now no longer yours i.e. you broke up. Another word for an ex girlfriend.

I went out wiv Shazza fa six munths now shes me x box

by shane aisbett June 25, 2004

whump

The sound made when an elephant trips over

you shoulda heard the whump when i stuck out my leg and the elephant tripped over and hit the ground

by shane aisbett June 30, 2004

Rompi Pompi

the age old art of having sex

we went back to my place for some rompi pompi

by shane aisbett June 25, 2004