10 definitions by shane aisbett

box of the female kind that used to belong to you but is now no longer yours i.e. you broke up. Another word for an ex girlfriend.
I went out wiv Shazza fa six munths now shes me x box
by shane aisbett June 25, 2004
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An term only found in melbourne as a mock christmas greeting by people who have had enough of this christmas shopping crap.
Its christmas your trying to find a chicken dancing elmo the guy next to you grabs the last one and laughs at you so you punch him in the face and yell "Why dont you fuck off and have a merry x box!!!" possibly followed by "ya cunt"
by shane aisbett June 24, 2004
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Well i dont know about the rest of you but to me moon cricket is a game, namely cricket that is played after dark, usually on the beach and usually while drunk
It was four a.m. we were all drunk after watching australia flog england in the ashes again so we went down st kilda beach to play some moon cricket
by shane aisbett June 30, 2004
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a group of houses grouped together outside of city which were known to be traded to sausage smugglers in hungry in the years after ww2, it has been said that some villages were swapped for as little as a dozen sausages.
The hungarian people were so short of food that whole villages were swapped for food in the years after ww2
by shane aisbett June 29, 2004
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a household utensil which when taken out with you will allow you to soak up all people who are just out for a root and take them home
i was out on the piss last night and came home with a fully loaded fuck sponge overflowing with people to bang
by shane aisbett June 25, 2004
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a muffin that let itself get eaten by everyone
man at least 15 people have had a bite of that slut muffin
by shane aisbett June 25, 2004
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