shaft 's definitions

throwing out an apple pie

An act so horrible that no one could do it on purpose. Johnny Appleseed frowns upon this act, as do hot jewish MILFs who i would like to fuck

Scott was a moron and threw out an apple pie at Mcdonalds

by shaft December 20, 2004

bologne pony

euphimism for penis. used with the adj. ride or chew.

oaoww yeah...ride the bologne pony baby

by shaft March 19, 2003

hood pop

hood pop is a rarely cooked tbone steak that has been mutilated by way of knife.
when a kid rips the steak apart with a knife until its almost soupy.

peter: "yo man, throw on a few of them T-bones you picked up at the store last week

Adam: "aight dog, dont go hood poppin like you did that one time.

Peter: i will give it my best captain.

by shaft July 22, 2004

shasta supreme

the ugliest degree of being a shasta disaster. ugly in every possibly way - face, body, personality, everything else. stay away at all costs.

Shasta McNasty and Co.

by Shaft September 26, 2004

Tater

The female genitalia

Hey baby, lemmee see yo' tater

by Shaft August 6, 2003

managerie

An herbal bath.

Guys, I have to go. It's time for my managerie.

by Shaft August 6, 2003

metrosexual

A straight man who cares about his looks a lot. very vain, and might even look gay.

metrosexuality is NOW.

by shaft March 28, 2004