Definitions by sf chica

stroller envy 

feelings of jealousy/inadequacy associated with desire, but economic inability to purchase celebrity favorite strollers like the bugaboo frog or stokke

Lisa felt self conscious at the nail spa because her everyday graco stroller stuck out amongst the myriad of bugaboos. She was developing a serious case of stroller envy

stroller envy by sf chica July 13, 2005

sexpectations 

hopeful anticipation for future, imminent sex.
most frequently preceding a couple's third official date where they have not yet sealed the deal.
>(see three date rule)

Suzette had great sexpectations regarding her weekend getaway with Chip. He was a fabulous kisser and she was ready for a fun ride on the old joy stick

sexpectations by sf chica July 9, 2005

gobi 

the dryest desert on earth located in outer mongolia.

also refers to an extended period of involuntary celibacy

Until i met kent, i thought i was going to be in the gobi FOREVER!!!, Like i'd have to get an alien card or permenent residense or something. Ug, I mean i wasn't going to just give it up for just anybody!!!

gobi by sf chica July 9, 2005

three date rule 

guideline imposed by fabulous wannabe modern single women regarding timeline for having sex with prospective boyfriends/husbands. Akin to the mandatory waiting period required for gun purchases. Allows women an evaluation period to checkout said husbands to evaluate their worthyness and future potential while simultaneously assuaging their own guilt about slutty behavior if they sleep with prospective husbands too quickly

Babette wore the pink bra and panties under her little black dress this evening because she wanted to prepared for all possibilities on her date with kurt. They had been seeing each other for two weeks now, so the three date rule no longer applied.

three date rule by sf chica July 9, 2005