sexy mama oooooooof's definitions

glob go arhan snap

the falalalalalalalala

glob go arhan snap

by sexy mama oooooooof March 27, 2021

Teachers

The reason that Cool Math Games is blocked and why they banned your life

teachers the demons from hell

by sexy mama oooooooof December 11, 2020

PG water

Something that is equivalent to a nuclear bomb if not signed by a parent

*This is in no way copying Figi Water and is just a joke

Teacher -Hello class, did you bring any water? It’s sports day
Kid a - yeah, I got PG water
Teacher - Did you get your parents signature?
Kid a - No?
Teacher - Go to the principal’s office NOW
Kid a - WTF
Teacher - detention

by sexy mama oooooooof September 27, 2021

Urbandictionary.com

A website where 99% of all stuff is sex related and where me and the bois chill out in class in the teachers room after getting assigned to do our crappy PowerPoint about fucking emergency systems and shit like that

If you ever want too look at urbandictionary.com at school here is a nifty, little trick called the dropdown arrow box and cached

by sexy mama oooooooof March 26, 2021

Arhaning

Shoving someone really hard and punching them then saying it was an accident

Kid 1 plays
Kid 2 arhaning someone
Kid 1 your a fucking douchebag

by sexy mama oooooooof April 8, 2021

Broccoli

A fucking microscopical tree

Mom: eat your broccoli

Kid: oh fuck no mommy i ain’t eating broccoli that shit is a tree

by sexy mama oooooooof March 30, 2021

Gate

When you are gay and straight at the same time

Person 1: hi
Jimmy: hi
Person 1: so what are you?
Jimmy: gate
*literally everyone* he is the mesiah

by sexy mama oooooooof April 30, 2021