Definitions by sexpissdull

chile reanal 

A bowel movement that causes a stinging sensation in the anus after a spicy meal at a Mexican restaurant

For every chile relleno I eat at that Tex-Mex restaurant, I'm going to get a chile reanal a few hours later.

chile reanal by sexpissdull December 15, 2010

smellvinator 

A cold sore on the nostril flange associated with the Kelvinator brand of refrigerators

I had a sore shiny red lump on my nostril flange that my dermatologist diagnosed as a smellvinator.

smellvinator by sexpissdull December 3, 2010

proctsicle 

A proctologist's finger just after it's been inserted and withdrawn from a patient's rectum

That proctsicle was finger-licking good.

proctsicle by sexpissdull December 3, 2010

yirga 

Yirga: urination that is so slow that the urine evaporates before reaching the toilet. Similar to the meteorological term, virga, meaning precipitation that evaporates before reaching the ground.

My father's enlarged prostate has attenuated his urine stream to the point where his urine has become yirga and so he never has to flush.

yirga by sexpissdull November 30, 2010