yirga

Yirga: urination that is so slow that the urine evaporates before reaching the toilet. Similar to the meteorological term, virga, meaning precipitation that evaporates before reaching the ground.

My father's enlarged prostate has attenuated his urine stream to the point where his urine has become yirga and so he never has to flush.

by sexpissdull November 30, 2010

krechgee

The moaning and groaning sound that old men (alter kakers) make

My grandfather woke up everyone in the house this morning with his incredibly loud and prolonged krechgees.

by sexpissdull January 26, 2025

smellvinator

A cold sore on the nostril flange associated with the Kelvinator brand of refrigerators

I had a sore shiny red lump on my nostril flange that my dermatologist diagnosed as a smellvinator.

by sexpissdull December 03, 2010

schlepatitis

state of exhaustion caused by excessive schlepping or carrying, moving, dragging

After helping my friends move across town, I came down with an acute case of schlepatitis

by sexpissdull January 06, 2011