sexpissdull's definitions

smellvinator

A cold sore on the nostril flange associated with the Kelvinator brand of refrigerators

I had a sore shiny red lump on my nostril flange that my dermatologist diagnosed as a smellvinator.

by sexpissdull December 3, 2010

stinkubator

The space between the bedsheets where farts ripen and mature

After a dinner of white navy beans and turkey, my wife and I went to bed and created a memorable stinkubator under the covers with several hours of flatulence.

by sexpissdull June 10, 2011

schlepatitis

state of exhaustion caused by excessive schlepping or carrying, moving, dragging

After helping my friends move across town, I came down with an acute case of schlepatitis

by sexpissdull January 6, 2011

chile reanal

A bowel movement that causes a stinging sensation in the anus after a spicy meal at a Mexican restaurant

For every chile relleno I eat at that Tex-Mex restaurant, I'm going to get a chile reanal a few hours later.

by sexpissdull December 15, 2010