selmabouvier's definitions

illusionist

A friend who's shit at keeping in touch - they appear and disappear at will/random.

- So have you seen Alan recently?
- No, no one has.
- He some kind of illusionist or something?
- Guess so.

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

a quick drink

a night you will never remember, phone numbers you will never ring, 90 per cent bruising and a ravished bank account.

- Fancy a quick drink?
- Sure...

the next evening

- Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

funk button

clitoris - it's telling me "Definition is too short" but that's all there is

just try it and see

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

baby boxing

a cruel cruel sport involving pitting two babies against each other in a boxing ring while spectators yell, eat and place bets. constantly.

the babies fight to the death.

- Hey sugar, got two tickets to the big baby boxing game tonight - fancy it?
- You betcha!!

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

giveashit

not to care

- So that's the problem then? Well, giveashit.

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003