friendship horizon

point at which it becomes impossible to pull/shag your friend because you've become too familiar to each other.

- So how's it going with Sam?
- She farted in front of me today. Twice. I guess we're well over the friendship horizon and into the comfort zone.
- Oh dear.

by selmabouvier December 19, 2003

giant beefeater

shockingly bad present. see series 2 of i'm alan partridge.

- so what did you get for christmas?
- shit all. load of giant beefeater. you?
- same.

by selmabouvier December 19, 2003

tendrinkmin

A Crushanator - in order to pull them, you need at least ten drinks (minimum). Getting it...?

- Fuck she mings. Sorry, munts... sorry - ok, she's a tendrinkmin.

by selmabouvier December 19, 2003

giveashit

not to care

- So that's the problem then? Well, giveashit.

by selmabouvier December 19, 2003

a quick drink

a night you will never remember, phone numbers you will never ring, 90 per cent bruising and a ravished bank account.

- Fancy a quick drink?
- Sure...

the next evening

- Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

by selmabouvier December 19, 2003