mercyfuck

Fucking someone because you feel deeply sorry for them. Meaning has also extended to include fucking because you feel sorry for yourself. Could be the perfect present for someone trekking the Sahara.

- So you mercyfucked Jody?
- Yeah, she's a munter and I had to have the lights out but she was so damn grateful, it was kinda cute.

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

Mercyful Fate

A Heavy Metal band from Denmark that formed in 1980, fronted by the extremely talented vocalist King Diamond. Along with Venom, Mercyful Fate's mixture of evil riffs and Satanic/occult lyrics helped inspire the Black Metal bands of the 80's, though thier music isn't usally considered "Black Metal".

Don't Break The Oath is one of the greatest metal albums of all time.

by I hate your Emo Haircut February 13, 2005

mercy fuck

fucking someone you really don't want to but you do it anyhow because you don't want to hurt their feelings.

even though I didn't like her I mercy fucked her so she wouldn't feel bad

by handle August 14, 2003

mercy fuck

The recipient of sex given to him/her by someone who would normally consider that person beneath him/her, or otherwise sexually undesirable.

In Woody Allen's movie CELEBRITY, the Kenneth Branagh character gets tossed a mercy fuck by the starlet played by Melanie Griffith; they both knew there would be no second act, that it was a unique occurrence.

If someone hot wanted to go to bed with you, and you thought they were just doing it as a mercy fuck, would you go ahead and enjoy it, or would pride get in the way?

There is very little difference between a mercy fuck and a pity fuck, but they are not the same as a sympathy fuck, which has more to do with make-up sex. Mercy fuck is more like winning the sex lottery.

by al-in-chgo February 18, 2010

Mercy Fuck

The sex you give your partner when they are looking & feeling pathetic.

He had had such a bad week and I was really tired but I gave him a mercy fuck to cheer him up.

by Rakky4 February 4, 2010

mercy fuck

having intercourse with another person that is very willing when you are very not interested. Mostly term used between gay men when a good looking gay man will show "mercy" and "fuck" an ugly man.
aslo applied to men and women.

Sam: Man, Karla is leaving his week to live in Texas.

Mark: You should hook her up and give her a mercy fuck. I heard she gives a good pepper shaker.

by superman90245 March 10, 2010

Mercy fuck

Doing something good to some not because you have to but out of pity you have for him/her.

1st guy: am sorry you lost your parents, that is why I am offering you a job.
2nd guy: so the job you are offering is a mercy fuck?

by Kyennan October 31, 2019