admiral nelson

a knock off of captain morgan

i had to get me some admiral nelson because i only had 10 bones

by sean January 14, 2005

bitch basket

A Volkswagen Cabriolet (Cabrio convertible), so characterized due to the car's chronically indelible resemblance to a picnic basket. The attribution of the title "bitch" to the driver of said conveyance is purely speculation.

"Are you going to meet us at the movies in your fucking bitch basket?"

by Sean March 10, 2004

dick wad

A vulgar reference to an: idiot, moron, jerk. Used to convey the mental image of a man metaphorically described as a wadded-up ball of a tallywhacker (otherwise known as a penis).

Good sir! You have just applied your forefoot to the top of my heel and unearthed my foot from its leather placing! I inquire an apology, post-haste, dickwad!

by Sean August 14, 2004

spatchcock

A dressed and split chicken for roasting or broiling on a spit

(If you're jerking off with a spatula you need serious psychological help)

by Sean February 27, 2004

the nicole hi

When one person, esp. a girl, greets another person with a loud, high pitched, often obnoxious pronunciation of their name.

she sees john "JOOOOHHHHHHN!"

by sean May 14, 2004

afakasi

a half white half balck person
"a halfkast"

"wat r u?"
"im afakasi"

by sean September 20, 2003

Irish Curse

A complete definition of the Irish Curse would be the combination of very small penis/very LARGE testicles.

by Sean July 14, 2003